Tony Peyser

The famous banking family's name is missing an "s."
So, you Republicans with anti-Semitic views:
We know you're rather dim, so you may want to try
Sticking to easier-to-spell words such as "Jews."

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Antigua Strips Jailed Ponzi Crook From Texas Of Knighthood

Alan Stanford's garden path has
Been downgraded to a chump route
No one deserves to be called "Sir"
While wearing an orange jumpsuit.

Dartmouth Scientist Says Famous Snapshot Of JFK Assassin With A Rifle Is Real

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In one case, Pennsylvania judges
Ignored all their responsibilities
And accepted bribes to send kids
For years to juvenile facilities.

And an even better known example
Is Bernie Madoff, who had the luck
To not have SEC investigators look
Into his investments and say, "WTF!"

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Tax increases in the Nineties
Had voters suddenly grim
And soon they were in revolt
Against Gov. Florio (Jim).

Kathy firmly suggests -- no, wait:
She will in fact insist we
Will soon see bumper stickers there
That say Impeach Christie.

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Let the record now reflect
This writing on the wall:
The new synonym for lying
Is, "I don't recall."

(If he was just forgetful, Dick
Deserves kind words & hugs
And to find a clinical trial for
The latest Alzheimer's drugs.)

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He not a Democrat, he isn't even a Republican
In America, he's essentially done for;
He's more loyal to Israel, so one wonders if there
Is an office over there he could run for.

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Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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The right-wing game plan is easy to see:
"BILL AYERS! ACORN! THE AARP!"

Day after day and then week after week
The same old daily double of doublespeak

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Bush blindly flew into that war with Iraq
Without reasons that were well founded
But, if memory serves, he never wound up
Being formally told he was grounded.

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On with Olbermann, the Senator praised
Reid for coming through in the clutch.
Check out Chuck's expression at 7:31 --
The Joker rarely smiled that much.

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Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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Voters aren't getting misty about Chris Christie
Of him, they'll soon wash their manos.
In related news, doesn't he look like Bacala
Who was a capo on "The Sopranos?"

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