Tony Peyser

For any enterprising video editor
This is a sure way to get work
Over at FOX that has become
The Potemkin village network.

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I'm more than willing now to offer my services for free
Even though I'm just a humble civilian
And call AIG's CEO to repeatedly ask, "When can we
Expect you to pay back the $85 billion?"

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Forget this innocent gesture on Obama's trip
The Republicans need a tutorial:
Truly offensive was Cheney's casual attire
At an '05 Auschwitz memorial.

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Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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Considering Nidal Hassan is a shrink
I'm surprised Scientology shills
Haven't called press conferences to say
This proves that psychiatry kills.

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Deluded Liz remains blissfully unaware
How much Dick is loathed and maligned
My idea for a slogan is, "In your heart,
You know he's out of his f_ _ _ ing mind."

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Before I get all weak in the knees and
Act like a frightened hysteric
Let's recall Rudy's judgment includes
That slimeball Bernie Kerik.

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Young Americans Arrested Last Summer In Iran Are Accused Of Being Spies

I hope all three get home safely and soon
But I will say this often and vocally:
These hiking problems wouldn't happen
If these hikers were just hiking locally.

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If this is the case, then why didn't they
Back in 2002 get all huffy and hyper
When John Allen Muhammad went on
A Dubya-era spree as the DC sniper?

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The RNC head has a point
Which he makes well & yet
He seems like the whitest
Republicans I've ever met.

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Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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When I saw insolent graffiti painted all over
This fierce and forbidding wall
It made me think its era had passed and now
The time had come for it to fall.

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