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Midwest Democrat Won’t Seek Another Term -- Verse-Case Scenario

Critics called Evan Bayh a DINO
This made him fume and glare
His abbreviation was D-IN, which
Suggests he was two-thirds there.

VERSE CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.