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Obama Chides McCain For Not Being Able To Do More Than One Thing At A Time -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser

McCain is old, McCain is tired,
So it's no insult he
Is unable to do any tasks that
Happen to be multi-

VERSE CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

 


OWED TO A CORRUPT GOP TICKET

Bush skip the convention for the storm== Palin skips the interviews to stay warm== McCain skips the debates to save us all== Let's skip the GOP and have a ball========== Sarah's compared to a PitBull== And sometimes compared to a PIG== Unfavorably most of the time== Though she don't seem to give a fig============ Cramming for debates, to smarten her== The poll numbers must start to dishearten her== She might do better== With a deep V neck sweater== And films of her Fucking her dude's partener=================