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McCain Suspends Presidential Campaign To Focus On The Financial Crisis -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser

I know McCain feels it's time to help
Every American in every state.
Translation: "I'll do anything that I can
To postpone the next debate."

(If this McCain move seems familiar &
You're feeling a bit of déjà vu
Hurricane Gustav caused GOP panic &
Convention postponements, too.)

VERSE CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

 





Empty Chair all the way!!!!

Empty Chair all the way!!!! Perfect, Perfect, Perfect!

WHAT A WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY....

While he needs to work on the economy --- And figure out why it is fail'in --- Test out that Pig with the Lipstick --- And send in your second...Ms Palin -------- While the deregulators are squirming --- And your other cronies need jail'in --- And you can't get to the debates --- We'll accept your qualified...Ms Palin ----------