Senor McCain Tiene Un Problem-o In Spain -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser

There is something weird, loco or maybe sinister
In Juan's grande gaff with a certain prime minister.

I will go ahead & argue Senator McCain wasn't aware, oh,
That Spain's big enchilada is José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero.

Maybe McCain just wanted to put him on his antisocial list
Because Zapatero's party happens to be one that's Socialist.

Or maybe McCain kinda went on a pequeno attack
Because Zapatero's pulled his troops out of Iraq.

The spotlight on this Spanish incident is going glare a
Bit since this kind of gaff should be made by Sarah.

Juan tiene siete casas and not one but many egos;
This just makes him look muy malo, mis amigos.

VERSE CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.