Republican Senator Larry Craig Was Arrested In June For Lewd Conduct -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser
This incident involving a man
Took place in a public restroom
The guy was an undercover cop ---
Most of you would've guessed soon.
Now, some of you reading right now
Would be eager to step up & say sex
That this allegedly may have involved
Falls under the heading of gay sex.
Craig said it was a "misunderstanding"
But, regrettably, it always lends room
For folks to think "Hello, sailor!" when
A misunderstanding's in a men's room.
In the current Republican hierarchy,
Craig is not some small-time piker;
He now makes the GOP seem more gay
Than the Village People's biker.
VERSE-CASE SCENARIO
Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.
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No one, and I do mean no one, would ever think that tapping their foot has any sexual meaning to it, except another gay person.
This is the first I ever heard of this Senator.
I am not anywhere near comparable to any politician, but from my own personal experiences, I can recognize about what happened. Just from the information I read, (I have never been interested in politics in all of my 42 years, but I am reading about politicians, because I recognize a lot of what goes on with them and I can make out what is going on with me).
I think this police officer who arrested Sen. Craig has been sent in by one of this senators rivalries, who has had people watching him for a while. The senators unharmful mannerisms, and behavior patterns was being watched, documented and analyzed by psychiatrists, psychologists, and other mental health professionals. I believe that police officer had intentions on arresting him before he went into that restroom. I also believe that senator was being followed in public restrooms, by different people documenting his behavior, but all reporting it to the same source.
At the University of Louisiana at Lafayette, I never thought anything of the restrooms at the university suddenly filling up with people when I would walk in. When I went to the dentists, the dance professor gave out information that confirmed to me that I was maliciously being followed everytime I went into the restroom-and I got recordings, which is legal and binding in Louisiana. I always carry those bleached towelettes with me. That is when the school came out with this alleged menigitis story. Of course all the students who died were international; deaths could not be officially confirmed in America. When I went to the dentists, that caught all these witnesses, students and staff, in the middle of drumming something up.
I am surprised that psychologists and psychotherapists, and all mental professionals could get a senator conned. Being agreeable and going along with something just to get away from someone, or to keep peace, never works. I found out when I catch fraud, at the very least, it is best to not say anything if I think the person is not worth arguing with.
I think that is what happened with this senator. America and its advanced technology has became nothing but a nation specializing in blackmail and conspiracy.
In my situation, it is pretty obvious that a government agency-has to be either in Crowley or Lafayette Louisiana does not want the social security administration investigating them. My guesses are that I am being targeted because if no one can prove a valid reason to have me put on social security esp for a physical disability, everyone in this area is subjected to being investigated or faced with having to pay social security back. In other words, I believe an agency is collecting from the feds like they are distributing a portion of SS funding to me for a physical disability; Why else would 15 marked police cars start flooding the area I am in, blasting their sirens, get someone to ask me directions (cause they got a complaint that I was lost and did not know where I was) when I go to a track or park or beach for my workouts?
If the SS finds one fraudulent case by an agency, not an individual, they would investigate all claims handeled by that agency-not just that one-that is what I think anyway.
I am bringing this up because there is no telling what that senator is being targeted for. Usually when something like this happens, the targeted person-Sen Craig has done nothing wrong, or they would get him on what he did.
Everyone who is backing this, you never know when you are going to be the next target.
I wonder if this is a womans rights, or a domestic violence group behind this? Not saying there is, I am curious if a group like this is behind this.