Doubling Up on Bush Administration Screwups -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser

State Department Official Resigns Over D.C. Madam

Randall Tobias said escorts gave him massages
(Gonzales would claim that's a dumb thing to say)
In fact, it's precisely the kind of bald-faced lie
That's going to rub lots of people the wrong way.

Thinking Outside The Box

The thing that this administration soon really oughta
Do is let the fighting in Iraq be done by Blackwater.

Getting our soldiers home should be a priority that's urgent;
Let the soldiers of fortune take it to each & every insurgent.

The administration's evolved into privatizing whores
So let's publicly insist they go fight their private wars.

VERSE-CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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