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The Skinny on Rand Paul -- Verse-Case Scenario

TONY PEYSER FOR BUZZFLASH

One basic and alarming fact?
Paul’s opposed to the Americans with Disabilities Act.

Re: Civil Rights legislation, he thinks it’s vital to
Absolutely and quickly get rid of Title II.

(Paul would like to eliminate
Making private businesses unable to discriminate.)

He has maintained that he thinks it’s best
To ban abortion even in cases of rape or incest.

Paul's been willing to announce across the nation
That he'd like to get rid of the Department of Education.

The way that he’s now currently running
Makes him seem crazier than crazy Jim Bunning.

Speakinginthismonotone, Rand Paul rarely thrills;
He’s Sarah Palin without her beauty pageant skills.


 

VERSE-CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com and follow his poems on Twitter @ponyteyser.

TONY PEYSER FOR BUZZFLASH

 




shit happens

As long as the Democratic party keeps going along with what the  Republican looneys want and there is no opposition party,the republicans will keep getting stronger until looney is the norm.Little by little we are becoming a stronger theocratic-facist country while the democratic party keeps trying to figure how they can give corporations more support instead of worrying what is happening to America.the germans didn't start out as nazi's they just wanted relief from their depression and Hitler like the Republican party promised them that relief.Contrast that with what is happening in America,government isn't working on the hugh unemployment and low wages,its working on how to bolster big corporations  with no benefit to the poor and middle class.With no real ideas put on the table,the desperate latch onto immagration as their solution,religion as the cure all.