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After Hillary Calls Iran A Military Dictatorship, Iran Calls Us The Same Thing -- Verse-Case Scenario

Two can clearly play this game
So, I bet someone quite soon will try
To add to the fray by saying,
"I know what you are but what am I?"

VERSE CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.




Trust us, we're hawks, or

Trust us, we're hawks, or be seen as soft
When we say we want elected leaders tossed
Why couldn't the Iranians just vote for the Shahs
We would have been your friend if that f---er Mossadegh had lost


Iran Calls Us The Same Thing --

   You should love them since history shows you prefer military dictatorship. Before Iran became one under the Shah (thanks to the U.S) it was a populist democracy ditto Chile and others.

    Besides, they have a point ... don't they.