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Cheney's Daughter Suggests Dad Should Run In 2012 -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser

Submitted by BuzzFlash on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 10:43am.

Tony Peyser

Deluded Liz remains blissfully unaware
How much Dick is loathed and maligned
My idea for a slogan is, "In your heart,
You know he's out of his f_ _ _ ing mind."

VERSE CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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Interesting Scenario...Cheney/Palin 2012

Submitted by EricArthurBlair on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 9:23pm.

Two days before the election, Cheney's beleaguered circulatory system fails. In the midst of a speech in which he promises to round up and waterboard all 67,000,000 American Liberals*, he collapses and falls into a coma. Palin says, "I'll get back to ya on that."

Without a viable candidate, Republicans watch helplessly as Obama wins the first unanimous election since George Washington's elections in 1789 and 1792.