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South Carolina Governor Admits Affair With Woman From Argentina -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:05am.

VERSE CASE SCENARIO
by Tony Peyser

Ensign and Spitzer stepped out on their wives

And altered their political fates

But at least they had the sense to pick gals who

Were from the United States.

 

Sanford's Appalachian lie tipped something was up

(That lame excuse was so idiotic)

But cheating with a woman who isn't even American

Is more than wrong; it's unpatriotic.

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

VERSE CASE SCENARIO




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