South Carolina Governor Admits Affair With Woman From Argentina -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser
VERSE CASE SCENARIO
by Tony Peyser
Ensign and Spitzer stepped out on their wives
And altered their political fates
But at least they had the sense to pick gals who
Were from the United States.
Sanford's Appalachian lie tipped something was up
(That lame excuse was so idiotic)
But cheating with a woman who isn't even American
Is more than wrong; it's unpatriotic.
Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.
VERSE CASE SCENARIO
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