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In NY House Race, Republican Asks To Be Declared The Winner -- Even Though He's 178 Votes Behind

What a novel idea by Jim Tedisco!
Who needs votes? He defies all convention.
Coming in first no longer matters if
You can just get some judge's intervention.

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