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A Highlight Of Mrs. Clinton's Confirmation Hearing -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser

That sound was the patter-pitter
Of diaper-loving Senator Vitter.

Vitter's not exactly a heavy hitter
Not much glamour, not much glitter.

David vs Hillary? The end was grimmer
Than Mike Tyson fighting David Schwimmer.

VERSE CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.