Some Thoughts On An Alleged 'True' American -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser

Sean Hannity holds both Irish and U.S. citizenship.

I don't mean this at all
As merely idle chatter:
Does he hate America?
Why not just the latter?

Sean Hannity dropped out of NYU and Adelphi University.

Weren't both beatniks
And hippies drop-outs?
Did he associate with them?
(Expect spin & cop-outs.)

Sean Hannity hosted his first talk radio show in 1989 at the volunteer college station at UC Santa Barbara while working as a general contractor.

Can't you see how this
Makes Hannity a traitor?
Had a show, wasn't a student?
He was an "outside agitator!"

Sean Hannity's UC Santa Barbara show was canceled because he discriminated against gays & lesbians. The station later reversed its decision with help from the ACLU.

In bed with the ACLU?
What a ghastly sight!
They're bigger commies than
Bill Ayres & Rev. Wright!

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Sean is seen as a hard core,
Two-fisted, right-wing whiz
But after learning this, I don't
Know who Hannity really is.

VERSE CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.