Civics Test 101 (from our Secret Alien Overlords)

By Steven C. Day

The following one question test will be administered to every American voter, with the results to determine further mission parameters.

Question: Which political party can be trusted to be the most fiscally responsible?

Answer of voter: ___________.

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Super Secret (do not share with others or make copies) grading guide:

1. The correct answer: the Democratic Party.

2. The answer most pundits predict a majority of voters will give in the coming election cycles: The Republican Party.

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Instructions to Overlord Central (do not share with others or make copies):

Your instructions are as follows: If a majority of voters choose answer 1 above, maintain cover while awaiting orders to withdraw (after slaughtering the entire pundit class as a parting gift to humanity). If a majority gives answer 2, pull agents Coulter, Limbaugh and Hannity out from deep cover and prepare to commence Operation Crush Earth, as a species that stupid simply can't be permitted to possess weapons of mass destruction (or permanent markers).

LAST CHANCE DEMOCRACY CAFE

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