BuzzFlash's Republican Race to the Bottom: The Fallen Four Double-Header

Well folks, we’ve reached the Fallen Four. Where once there was a Sour Sixteen and then an Elitist Eight, we're coming down to the worst of the worst this week. In case you haven't been paying attention, BuzzFlash has been thoroughly enjoying the honor of giving basketball fans as well as those who could care less about college basketball's March Madness their own bracket to fill in and their own players to root against.
It’s the BuzzFlash Race to the Bottom, and you've tuned in just in time to catch the beginning of the end! For a round up of last week's games, where heavyweights George W. Bush, Alberto Gonzales, Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter got run out of town, click here. You can also read up on week one here and the entirety of round one here. To see the original description and full bracket, click here.
But the focus for these players is the future. Because these competitions are the last before the final throw-down, we've decided to launch two games today and to extend voting through Tuesday night so everyone can weigh in.
Even though Dubya's out of the picture, the men who landed him in office and who pulled his strings once he got there are still menacing us.
Game one pits the extremist arm of the Supreme Court against Bush's Brain. The SCOTUS Federalist Foursome have their fingers in every aspect of American life, and their longevity combined with their ability to quadruple-team opponents makes for almost an unfair match. However, it would be downright foolish to underestimate Karl Rove, the mastermind of the neo-conservative propaganda system. Which will be able to "hang tough?" Whose black scuff marks will be harder to erase from our great country?
The other game in this round could be referred to as The Great Scowl-Off. Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh are facing off as a pair of jowly mugs only a mother could love. Cheney might have the advantage of pure, unadulterated evil on his (dark) side, but Limbaugh is still limber, with a much greater reach throughout the league and undeniable star power. Will it be the man behind the curtain or the spotlight hog that advances on to the final round?
You know these men. Each in their own way is qualified to be the worst of the worst. But remember: Any given Republican, any given day could come out victorious. So vote now, and be sure and stay tuned through Tuesday night to see who will be in the final "Bottom Feeder" competition.
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As Long as They're in the Minority, Who Cares?
Correct, but they still scare me
Ride On, Dark Horse.
Scrofulous SCOTUS RATS
Cheney; out of his hidey-hole
Dick "death-squads" Cheney has been everywhere, practically begging for or announcing a new hit on the U.S., for weeks now.
Remember, right after 9/11, the administration stated that no speech made by bin laden could be shown or heard in the U.S.? They were afraid he would make a gesture or use special phrases that would flip on Al Qaeda cells in the U.S.
Well, that's kind of how I feel about Cheney.
The Dick is still pulling black ops strings and has rogue intelligence people doing his bidding. I just have a really bad feeling every time I hear him growling about how Obama is setting us up for a hit. Me thinks that is a bit of projection.
If we get hit, Cheney is the first person we should be looking for!