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Race to the Bottom Round 2, Game 2: Cheney v. O'Reilly

Submitted by Chad on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 8:43am.

Welcome to Round Two, Game Two of BuzzFlash's Republican Race to the Bottom. Here's how to play: Vote for the worse of the two contenders on the left. Vote by marking the circle next to the contender you dislike more, and click "Vote." A winner will be declared at midnight tonight. (If you can't see the poll, please upgrade to Internet Explorer 8, or try Firefox)

The winner will advance to the third round of the Sour Sixteen, with a chance to become this year's worst conservative. Click here for more about the Race to the Bottom. Click here to see the full bracket, which you can fill out to play along at home.

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Dick "Secret Location" Cheney v. Bill "Do It Live" O'Reilly

In the first round, Dick Cheney handed Newt Gingrich a sound defeat, mostly by giving him the evil eye, and it's plenty evil. Gingrich was no match for Cheney's Darth Vader (no, it's not an impression) and his inside game.

Bill O'Reilly countered by yelling much louder than Bobby Jindal could stand, coasting to an easy win. O'Reilly's manic behavior on the court was overwhelming for Jindal's laid-back style.

Now we have a battle of contrasts: Cheney is much quieter in his evil and O'Reilly is plenty loud. Plenty of anger and evil all around. Which style will come out on top in this Elitist Eight matchup?

Monday's result: Karl Rove over Alberto Gonzales 89-11.

Click here for last week's roundup and here for our analysis of Week One.

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Crippled egos both, to the max....

Submitted by Chuck38 on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 3:23pm.
Billo and Dicky both are egomaniacal sociopaths and both of them thrive on negative shit-throwing fests. The most therapeutic thing for them (and for all of us) will be to stop paying attention...
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hard to choose.... cheney is the past.... billo is the future...

Submitted by codypup on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 10:49am.
the only good part is they will eventually share a common cubicle in hell
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