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BuzzFlash March GOP Madness Race to the Bottom, Game 6: Coulter v. Boehner

Submitted by Chad on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 8:19am.
Welcome to Round One, Game Six of BuzzFlash's Republican Race to the Bottom. Here's how to play: Vote for the worse of the two contenders on the left. Vote by marking the circle next to the contender you dislike more, and click "Vote." A winner will be declared at midnight tonight. (If you can't see the poll, please upgrade to Internet Explorer 8, or try Firefox.)
The winner will advance to the next round of the Sour Sixteen, with a chance to become this year's worst conservative. Click here for more about the Race to the Bottom. Click here to see the full bracket, which you can fill out to play along at home.

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Ann "Slander" Coulter

Anti-liberal, anti-Semitic, and that's just a warmup. Wanting politicians to die? For Coulter, that's nothing. Her brain spews out evil just as she breathes out carbon dioxide.

Her books are filled with lies. When confronted by the CBC over an outrageous lie (that Canada sent troops to Vietnam), with a straight face, she flat out said she was right.

Coulter can score with evil in several different ways, making her a very tough opponent.

John "Tan Man" Boehner

Currently the Minority Leader of the House, Boehner's track record has been long and steady in the realm of evil. Despite his longevity, Boehner had exhibited childish qualities. After President Obama reached out to him on the stimulus package and came into the discussion already having made huge concessions on tax cuts, did Boehner react like an adult? Of course not: Boehner organized his "troops" and made sure none of them voted for the stimulus package.

Not content to confine his evil to being the House Minority Leader, he conveyed to Wolf Blitzer that there was "no deregulation of anything in the financial services industries. As a matter of fact, there was an increase in regulation." In Boehner's evil mind, up is down.

Though he serves Southwestern Ohio in Congress and spends the rest of his days trapped inside the Capitol, Boehner somehow exudes his all-over tan. Who is paying for those trips where the sun shines so brightly?

UPDATE:  In yesterday's action, the SCOTUS Federalist Foursome were just too much evil, edging Tom DeLay 73%-27%.

Summary of last week's results in Round 1.

 

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Coulter Wouldn't Have Lasted As A Bunny

Submitted by EricArthurBlair on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 5:44pm.
Because Bunnies had to be pleasant and nice to the customers. That horse face of hers alone would have scared them off in droves. I hate Coulter more, but as Minority leader, Boner can do more harm.
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Submitted by drprodny on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 10:31am.
Aren't these people bad enough on their own that you don't need to imply Ann Coulter's an airhead PLAYBOY Bunny (which might bring down upon your heads the wrath of a real former PLAYBOY Bunny named "Gloria Steinem" - maybe you've heard of her?), or draw cartoon fangs on John Boehner?
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Pictures are just spoofs

Submitted by Chad on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 2:58pm.

Our pictures throughout the tournament have been spoofs, and yeah, a little immature. Yes, these people are evil on their own, but we are trying to add some fun into the mix.

The Ann Coulter Playboy parody is not our work, someone else did that. Gloria Steinem has nothing to fear.

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