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Announcing the BuzzFlash Sour Sixteen Republican Race to the Bottom

At BuzzFlash, we want to be part of the fun and excitement that surrounds March Madness every year. But after about 20 seconds of pretending to know about basketball, we realized their bracket just wasn't our thing.

Here's the next best thing: we've created our own tournament, "The BuzzFlash Sour Sixteen: Republican Race to the Bottom." But we need a little help from you.

The tournament works by pitting 16 of the most dangerous, backwards, low, disreputable, worthless Republicans against each other in one-on-one matches to be decided by you.

The one who gets the most votes will be deemed the bigger enemy of the people, and advance to the next round.

There will be one matchup per day Monday through Thursday, starting March 16, with a recap of the events on Friday. On April 8, we will have the championship and then officially crown the most worthless bottom feeder of them all.

Right now, we have 10 great candidates, but we want your help picking the other six. Here's who we have already:

George W. Bush
Dick Cheney
Rush Limbaugh
Tom DeLay
Karl Rove
Michele Bachmann
Ann Coulter
Bill O'Reilly
Alberto Gonzales
Bobby Jindal

Click here to check out our Republican Race to the Bottom Bracket so far. As you can see, there are still six spots to fill, and you can help us fill them. Who should be included in the Republican Race to the Bottom? You can pick some of the following, or suggest others:

Sarah Palin, Joe the Plumber, Rick Warren, Antonin Scalia, Eric Cantor, Newt Gingrich, Michael Steele, Sean Hannity, Donald Rumsfeld, John Boehner, David Vitter, Bill Kristol, John Bolton, John Yoo.

There are certainly plenty to choose from! Leave a comment below to let us know what you think. 

WHO DO YOU THINK SHOULD BE FIGHTING FOR THE BOTTOM?

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bottomfeeding 16

the worst of the bastards ( in no particular order of assholeishness ) : G W BUSH JOHN ROBERTS ANN COULTER HARRIET MIERS DICKHEAD CHENEY ALITO KRISTOL SCALIA NEWT THAD COCHRAN (UNDER THE RADAR AND VERY DANGEROUSLY STUPID) HALEY BARBOUR RUMSFIELD JOHN YOO HANNITY LIMBAUGH SARAH PALIN

You're missing two of the worst - Rumsfeld & Addington

You're missing two of the worst - Rumsfeld & Addington! Rumsfeld used the Pentagon to ILLEGALLY invade Iraq while providing as my lies as Cheney to justify their pre-emptive invasion to a nation that never threatened the US. Addington, Cheney's White House Lawyer, provided the legal logistics to Cheney and Rumsfeld for everything including Torture. Checkout this PBS Frontline video presentation titled "Cheney's Law". http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/video/flv/generic.html?s=frol02s16cq56&continuous=1

Aaaarnold S.... ruining California one day at a time

Please add arnold to the list

Jeez, this is a toughie!

In my mind, those two bushie ass lickers from Oklahoma, and Mc Connel are the worst still in power. As for the bush regime's worst, cheney should head the list, followed closely by rummie, asscroft, yoo, gonzo, & wolfowitz. Bush was just along for the ride, and although he's an evil degenerate, he didn't wield any real power; he just performed as directed.

Bottom Six

Pick from any of these:

Tush Limpbutt
Man Coulter
John McPain
Scum Hannity
Ted "Tubes & Bridges" Stevens (convicted)
Joe Lieberbush (closeted)
Mike Huckleberry
Charlie Crist
Tim "Paw-Paw" Pawlenty
Haley "Kiss Ass" Barbour
Rick "The Tick" Perry
John "Kill 'Em All" Kyl
Sexless Chambliss
Lindsey "Cracker" Graham
Mark "The Snark" Kirk

I forgetted ...

I forgetted the hater of women's birth control and women's health care:

Jim "Clotheshanger" DeMint

The Remaining 6

Mitch McConnell & Boner (Boehner) must be on the list... Also, Cantor & probably, Newt... I want the top 16 who are influential in trying to ruin this country....

THE TOP TIER TO THE BOTTOM

I feel that those not in positions can only hurt America by their rhetoric but those in viable positions today can do more damage like Antonin Scalia, John Roberts, Bobby Jindal, Mitch McConnell, John Boehner,Rick Perry. The longer they hold those positions the more backwards, low, disreputable, worthless, and dangerous they become. Those in top positions before are nothing but voices (irritating noise) now.

Rupert Murdock should top the bottom of the list

The owner of the Fox Republican Propoganda channel belongs just below Darth Cheney. I also nominate Paul Wolfowitz as the villian whose dream of war with Iraq has changed our lives forever. And also, last but not least, Harriet Miers for her role in the US Attorney scandal.

Hannity, Palin Scalia

Hannity, Palin Scalia

6 remaining slots

Sarah Palin, Mitt Romney, Joe Lieberman, Bill Bennett, William Kristol, Newt Gingrich

Fight for the bottom

Not even a mention for John McCain, who did not condemn the yelling of 'kill him' at his or Sarah Palin's rallies....Come on, his ads were pure scare tactics and lies during the campaign....he now leads the republicans against Pres. Obama.....this is after Pres. Obama did everything to be inclusive with loser McCain, who said he would not use his 'service' in his campaign and couldn't stop talking about it.....why is someone a hero if they get caught by the enemy. So put McCain's name up there, side by side with the other republican scoundrels. .....and for a reality check.....GO 'CUSE!

Another Vote for McCain

Why is McCain a hero for dropping bombs on innocent civilians, getting shot down, and collaborating with the enemy by making a war propaganda film condemning the U.S.? I probably would have cooperated with my captors as well but I sure as hell would not be expecting to be called a hero on my return. Why is McCain a hero for dumping his first wife who stuck by him through all of his years in captivity and who was disfigured by a tragic accident, as soon as he got back to the States? Why is McCain a hero for being a member of the Keating 5 shortly after arriving in the Senate. Why is McCain a hero for so verbally abusing the female head of an organization seeking additional information about missing pow's from the Vietanam War that she was reduced to tears in a Senate hearing room. McCain is another jerk born with a silver spoon in his mouth. After "suspending" his campaign to return to D.C. and vote on the TARP funding bill he appeared yesterday on the networks advising allowing banks to fail. Not only is he a jerk but he is a frickin' dumbass as well with absolutely no class.

Those Who Haven't Been Mentioned Yet

Ken Starr
Antonin Scalia (any of Roberts, Thomas or him will work for me)
Marion Gordon Robertson
James Dobson/Jerry Falwell
Ralph Reed

There's more than enough fodder for 32. I think you should up the cap if at all possible.

I second that.

Scalia, Thomas, Alito and Roberts have and will continue to do more lasting damage to America than any other GOPers.

Maybe you should give Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi wildcard slots?

HECK OF A JOB

Michael Brown to represent the incompetent nitwits.

Drown Him In A Bathtub

Who can forget Grover Norquist? I also make a poshumous nomination for prez #40, Ronald Wilson Raygunz.

Phil and Wendy Gramm

Mike Flagg
Dedicated to marginalize and shrink the Republican Party until it can be drowned in a toilet.

Without much doubt, Phil and Wendy Gramm should be relegated to the bottom of the list for authoring and nurturing the current global financial bust out.

Actually, on second thought, perhaps a duel on the white house lawn would be better, a pay per view event even.

Well, Malkin, obviously

since I haven't seen her suggested yet.

pond scum

condi, rumsfeld, vitter, yoo, mcconnell, lieberman

Sarah Palin, Condi Rice,

Sarah Palin, Condi Rice, John Yoo, Henry Paulson. I disagree on Bachman, Coutler, and OReilly and Jindal. One reprentative from the intellectual wing is enough - Limbaugh - who is Coulter anyway? There are too many Bachmans to include.

Gingrich - Worst of the worst

TN Grandy - Newt Gingrich is the one who took us on the final mad dash to right-wing insanity in 1994. The harm he has done to this nation is appalling; he prepared the way for Bush and Cheney to further the destruction started when Reagan took office in 1980.

I second Gingrich - no morals at ALL

djccq said it best. Gingrich is definitely the worst. In fact he would be in the last box for me. Although Karl Rove would be a close second...

Suggestion Joe Lieberman

What could be worse than someone who pretends not to be a Republican.

Oh! So many 'Pugs So small a

Oh! So many 'Pugs So small a list!