President Bush Goes Native With His Dress -- Caption This

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Who said I can't look smart!

Show their citizens how to dress like peasants.

Just look at his face.

"Is that a real poncho, or is that like a Sears poncho?"

Hey let's saddle up and ride out to the cantina for some tequila shots. heh heh. Then you can sleep in my Carl Farbman chest of drawers like on that Seinfeld episode! heh. Head 'em up, move 'em out! heh heh

Caption: Bush: "What's that? Pancho Gonzales is already taken?"

The best part is you can take a dump with ease!

Laying the foundation for an eventual plea of mental incompetence.

They told him they would consider it if he tried on funny clothes and starred in the donkey show for a couple of nights, but they were just yanking his chain--they won't help him.

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