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Caption This: John McCain's secret weapon: his tongue

Submitted by BuzzFlash on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 12:29pm.

Caption This

Yes, it's too good to be true. No Photoshopping necessary. There is John McCain sticking out his tongue as the candidates came on stage in Wednesday night's debate at Hofstra University.

What an awkward moment, but on Caption This, our attitude is to take what happens and run with it.

So why does McCain have his tongue out? Upset at Bob Schieffer even before the debate started? Is it time for Halloween?

Delve into your mind to tell us what McCain has in his mind. What is he saying?

Some examples: "Look I can be Michael Jordan, too." Or "See how good you are at debating a lizard."

But tell us what you think McCain is saying here:

Caption This: John McCain's secret weapon: his tongue

"Bro.R.G.Stair, would you please pray for my tongue?"

Submitted by Texasatheist2 on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 2:23pm.

"Bro.R.G.Stair in Walterboro,SC, you have a way with god and women so would you please pray for my tongue-it is so long?seems my tongue should have been my nose and my nose my tongue..maybe "god" goofed.!!" OP NOTE:Bro.Stair claims to be a "man-of-god" yet he was found guilty of messing with some women on his encampment in SC.Many of his cult leaders left him.He is on shortwave radio screaming and hollerin and discussing "politics". He is a "riot"! His website is http://www.overcomerministries.com or something like that..i laugh at him.he couldnt overcome his addiction to women but complains about us gays. Maybe he can help McCrackpot.

Phtoshopped McCain

Submitted by lilsuzq32 on Sat, 10/18/2008 - 10:48pm.

how some people had some fun with the photo:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7479912#7479931

(Note: I am not responsible for any injuries or damages resulting from
uncontrollable laughter!)

It takes a looooooooooong time for the photos to load, there are sooooooo many of them! If a pic doesn't show up once the list uploads, just right-click on the little empty "box" and select "show picture". I just about spewed my dinner looking at these!

McCain's lost mind

Submitted by panthercat on Sat, 10/18/2008 - 7:21pm.

I’m not too old to be elected to, uh, president! I’ve left my mind at one of my how many homes do I have and can’t remember which one!

Caption

Submitted by Chrisdutch on Sat, 10/18/2008 - 5:14pm.

This is how Sarah taught me to French kiss.

caaption this

Submitted by rayvo on Sat, 10/18/2008 - 11:39am.

"That one" may be a better president,but I do a better Gene Simmons impersonation

caption this

Submitted by rayvo on Sat, 10/18/2008 - 11:34am.

I have a longer tongue than "that one". No I don't mean Obama, I mean Gene Simmons

Caption This

Submitted by smokeydoc on Sat, 10/18/2008 - 9:46am.

McCain mistakes Obama for Palin

Rove's last instruction to John!

Submitted by psyche on Sat, 10/18/2008 - 9:32am.

Psyche. "...Get out there and Kick his Butt." McCain heard this: "...Get out there and KISS his Butt.."

John McCain Tongue line

Submitted by ecoexpo on Sat, 10/18/2008 - 8:48am.

No more Mr. nice guy This time,I'm gonna lick your ass

McTongue

Submitted by brunomister on Sat, 10/18/2008 - 7:51am.

more pain, no gain McCain feeling his own pain OR fantasizing Sarah (so proud of her....). Character does after all intrude in the final analysis. And nonverbals communicate about 93% of all messages.

Capture John McSlime's Tongue

Submitted by jaywalker on Sat, 10/18/2008 - 2:23am.

jaywalker Which John McCain am I?? A Komodo Dragon Stupid!!

Caption this

Submitted by whcthree on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 11:59pm.

Waazzzzzuupppp !!!!!!

This Old Man

Submitted by cagey on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 11:18pm.

This old man. He lost three. He can't navigate or see. So it's knick-knack patty-whack, give a dog a bone. This old man needs rolling home.

Any Questions?

Submitted by magicmary on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 9:51pm.

Presidential. Not Presidential. Any Questions?

Hmm, I think I will print that out with the pic and post it for those annoying office Republicans.

McCain caption

Submitted by TheSkepticalCynic on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 8:49pm.

Yech! I just saw that Palin bimbo without makeup!

Yech! I just saw that Palin broad scoffing down a slab of walrus blubber!

or
Yech! You wouldn't believe what that tart I'm married to looks like when she gets up in the morning!

Awww! Someone musts slipped some Ex-lax into into Hershey wrpper!

" or
Blecchh! This's what I really think of my chances or getting elected.

or
McCain's response to being asked,

"What's it like talking foreign affairs with Ms. Palin?"

Followed up with one of his crude jokes.

When I asked the Failin' Palin if she knew much about foreign affairs, she winked and said,
"You betcha, Johnny. Lotsa stuff, I once did a three way with a Canuck Eskimo and his Siberian Husky."

The Skeptical Cynic hath spake!

Santa knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good.
Unfortunately, so does Bush,
Cheney, Rice, Mukasey, and...
the FBI, ONI, CIA, MCIA, NSA,
DIA,MI6, MOSSAD, AIPAC,

John McCain's Secret Weapon: His tongue

Submitted by Sunshine11 on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 8:27pm.

Sunshine11 (While pulling foot out of mouth) Ugh! Should have kept my mouth shut.

Obama Debates Quasimodo

Submitted by Hugh Manatee on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 7:47pm.

Republican surrogates are screaming that McCain lost the 3rd debate only because Obama farted on him, claiming that it is an old "Arab terrorist" trick.

Even a stopped clock is right twice ...

Submitted by quousque on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 7:36pm.

Yah Barry, I know it's rude, but BUZZFLASH's 'caption-this' garbage is just about the stupidest thing any supposedly Progressive site ever does, and my gagging is the only proper response.

McCain the Viral Man

Submitted by layr on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 6:24pm.

Knowing that his ship is sinking, Senator John McCain grimaces after biting Senator Barack Obama. In a last ditch effort to infect Obama with the same rabies that he suffers from, McCain is seen here in the last stage of the disease.

Young Frankenstein

Submitted by doorma on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 6:23pm.

PUTTIN' ON THE RITZZZZZZZ!!

I Need ...

Submitted by rapope on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 5:57pm.

"I NEED A POTTY BREAK!"

Caption this

Submitted by cstrut on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 4:21pm.

This is what it looked when I was a kid and my friends said if I licked the frozen flag pole it would bring me luck.

Leaving the stage, not entering

Submitted by phasthutch on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 3:48pm.

This occurred at the end of the debate when Senator McCain started to leave on the wrong side of the stage. His gesture is, I believe, self deprecating, and not at Senator Obama. As much as I would love to use it against him in a way that supports his poor behavior in his campaign for president, let me repeat. It is a self deprecating gesture. He is directing it at himself, that he is some how a dummy or appearing the fool for going in the wrong direction. Perhaps in the larger perspective he could make this gesture about his bigger choices of going in the wrong direction, but please, we who are democrats supporting Obama do not have to make connections where there are none.

SO!!!!

Submitted by kjlovell on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 6:36pm.

As DUCK! cheney would say, SO! If this had been Obama making a fool out of himself, or Howard Dean letting out an enthusiastic sound the reTHUGlicans would be all over this like stupid on sarah-talliban. (Or the term for her I like better: The DIPSTICK with lipstick)

Secret Recording of McCain Bizarro Moment Actually Revealed

Submitted by Don Davis on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 3:29pm.

Secret Recording of McCain Bizarro Moment... Actually Revealed! http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=4078

Where Did I Drop My Slurpee??

Submitted by lapdogs on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 3:05pm.

Must Find Slurpee... Must Find...

Oh, those mood stabilizers....

Submitted by kjlovell on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 2:42pm.

Oh, those mood stabilizers taste awful. My handlers need to find some pep pills, and mood stabilizers that don't make me want to hurl.

OR

Submitted by kjlovell on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 2:43pm.

Must not get angry... must not go postal... must not act like dumbya... arghhhh.

Yuck, Rove what did you just

Submitted by Atmost11 on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 2:32pm.

Yuck, Rove what did you just have me swallow?

McCain's Tongue

Submitted by Bill Potts on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 2:32pm.

I'm as put off by John McCain as the next person, but I also believe in fair play. The Reuter's report on this photograph tells the real story. Here it is:

US Republican presidential nominee Senator John McCain (R-AZ) reacts to almost heading the wrong way off the stage after shaking hands with Democratic presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) at the conclusion of the final presidential debate at Hofstra University in Hempstead, New York, October 15, 2008. REUTERS/Jim Bourg (UNITED STATES) US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 (USA)

Click here to see the report.

Bill Potts, Author, Bushopedia

My Tongue is SO Long I Cant get it ALL on the Altar

Submitted by Texasatheist2 on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 6:30pm.

"My Name is John S.McCain.I am religious..I am kinda like Sara Palin..I am Assembly of God. We believe in altars and laying everything we have on the altar. But you see, my TONGUE IS SO LONG I CANT GET IT ALL UP ON THE ALTAR TO BE PRAYED FOR.I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO GET THEM TO BUILD A BIGGER ALTAR FOR MY TONGUE." Sarah, can you talk to them and get them to do it? Surely, with your influence in the AOG Church you can talk them into building a BIGGER ALTAR for my tongue? It sure would help..Pretty please,Sarah?

WOULD SOMEBODY HELP ME, I'M PALLIN

Submitted by Texasatheist2 on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 6:41pm.

"Would somebody please help me,i'm Pallin and i cant get it all out..it is only 1/3 out.it is SO long.i am about to choke.maybe i had too many dick cheneys! maybe i need to go put it on the altar.Where's Sarah when you need her, godammit?"

SO!

Submitted by kjlovell on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 2:46pm.

This should have gone one

Submitted by kjlovell on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 6:42pm.

This should have gone one more down. I clicked on the correct link to reply to, but it went in the wrong spot. Sorry.

I see no point in stooping to their level

Submitted by Bill Potts on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 2:52pm.

I see no point in stooping to their level. There are more than enough real objections to McCain.
Bill Potts, Author, Bushopedia

And "Fair Play" Is How Liberals and Progressives Keep LOSING

Submitted by drprodny on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 6:21pm.

No, we do what they've done to US for the past three decades: We beat 'em up, beat 'em up harder...and when they whine about "us not playing fair", we say "See how YOU like it - Traitor! Coward! God-Damned Momma's Boy!" and beat 'em some more.

We cannot let them mock "libburuls" as spineless and weak any longer, b/c that how they've gotten away with three decades of Right-Wing Treason against the Constitution and People of the United States b/c we're not willing to Be Tough. Starting NOW - They. Must. Fear. Us. They must live in TERROR of Liberals and Progressives - so much so that when we even LOOK at them crosseyed, they piss their pants in fear....

Selah.

AMEN!!!!

Submitted by kjlovell on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 6:40pm.

And DITTO!!!!! When they do anything sleezy it is called campaigning for family values. Their hate speech - campaigning for family values, their racism - family values... etc. Democrats on the other hand are under the microscope all the time. If you don't think so, see Howard Dean/scream, Hillary/laugh and I could go on for days. If you don't see the need to act as they do, then continue to play fair and LOOSE. Face it when you play by their rules they whine and pout. It's an ugly game, but we didn't make it ugly. If you don't like it - don't feel compelled to comment.

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