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Old Glory, Oh Lordy! American Flag Flip-Flopped

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(Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

George W. Bush seems happy as ever as America's cheerleader-in-chief at the Beijing Olympics. Too bad his handlers didn't take care of the flag business as they normally do in arranging props for the President.

So, is Dubya using the flag to make a political statement? Is he unAmerican? What if a figurehead like Miss America showed disrespect like this for America's number one symbol?

Help us caption George's flagging moment by submitting a comment.

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We always knew he was a dyslexic boob.

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Sure I'm drunk; it's a sportin' event, ain't it?

Hey, it's totally OK

I'm the Unitary Executive, just ask my A.G. It's not wrong to break the rules for display of the flag, just because they are rules. When you are POTUS, fighting a War against Terror and on foreign soil, you can do WHATEVER IT TAKES to defeat the enemy, even display the U.S. Flag incorrectly. So, shut the F*&% up, before I have you sent to Gitmo for some "enhanced interrogation."

Is the Government we deserve?

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato. Bush proves that to be true. Now - get out there and register to vote, register your friends and get informed. Remember to vote.

Except that...

Don't bother to try to vote if you are a newly minted "young" or "black" voter, because you will probably find that your registration is "missing" and will be asked to vote "provisionally" which is sort of like getting paid on payday in cow dung with a "provisional" promise of a paycheck next week.

Oh, and don't bother to try and vote if you are an ex-felon, (or have a name similar to one) even if you are legally allowed to vote.

In fact, don't bother to go to the voting place unless you are bringing BACKUP and are prepared to FIGHT for your right to cast a non-provisional (i.e. potentially countable) ballot, because you aren't going to get one.

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See here, y'all, this here's how I've run the country...ass backwards.

Sez Chicken George, "It's just a &$%#% piece of cloth."

Piece of cloth.... the Constitution...Chicken george doesn't give a royal fffffff.

Maggie

Just wait till Jesus gets his hands on you, you little bastard.... Abbie Hoffman

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Instead of Shrub, focus on Barbara:

"There's something not quite right. I just can't figure out what it is."

O..oh Say Can You See...

...Ho..ow DRUNK I Can Be?

What Flag???

They don't call me Wrong Way George For Nothing... If it weren't for Uncle Dick dressing me every morning, my lapel pin would probably be upside down too...

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The only comment I have is...What an asshole! Not only that but sitting in front of him is an old time war criminal, Henry Kissinger. Birds of a feather. What a bunch of schmucks.

Looks OK from my angle

Never mind the captions. Look who is sitting in front of Bush - Henry Kissinger! He's one of the group of hidden hands that is REALLY steering this country into disaster.

Bush and our Flag

At least Bush isn't whacking our flag on his thigh this time, unlike earlier in the week.

W is for wrong

This guy just keeps getting worse

"Things go better with Coke®"

snort snort

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Hey Jintao! Wanna buy this?

I'm Sooooooo Fu****in Drunk.....

This goook vacation has beeeen sooo good, I stay smashed! Wars and fuZ*******in' boooze! I'm so drunk I can't even hold this old rag up right. Did you all see my freekin drunk bumps on my arm? Wow, I almost puked (just like my old man) on those SS guys holding me up! Laura was so pissed, and barbara would have been so pissed at me, x-cept I paid her expenses with the working poor's taxes!!! OMG, I'll have such a headache tomorrow! But WTF, I'm freekin KING of the WORLD!!!!

America, FUCK YAAAAAAAA!!!!!

What are you lookin' at honey? I'm a God Damn citizen of the U.S. fuckin' A!!! Now make yourself useful and go get me another Bud, babe.

Dad this is embarrassing!

Dad this is embarrassing! You can't get anything right! Mom, dad's drinking again!

He might be holding it correctly

If you look at military uniforms which have the flag on the right sleeve, the stars on the flag are near the front which IIRC means they are closer to the heart. He may have been correct but not by design.

Huh?

You ASSUME he has a heart. Most of his actions over the past 7 years say he doesn't.

...holding it correctly-

Of Course he's hoding it correctly; for those "Behind" him. That's the group he's always done everything for. While he's not a REAL Conservative (or Republican), He does seem to be a perfect specimen of the "Neo-Republican" neo-Conservative that has become the #1 chanker on the USofA body politic. Silver Bullet; Idyllwild

The President is Drunk.

Soused. Sozzled. Off the wagon. (Further evidence)

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UAS!, duh, SUA!, er, SAU!, oh, screw it; you know what I mean.

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Hey! I found this on my seat. Anyone know what it is?"

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THe flag's fine (As if it matters)...bush is the one out of whack!!!

"What? It looks straight to me!"

"And I'm the only one who matters, doncha know? Heh, heh. Oh, and greetings from the world's number 1 polluter!" (Nancy Kissinger looks like a petrified John Kenneth Galbraith in drag.)

backwards flag

mogen explains that george gets easily confused about what his mother taught him about mirror reflections.

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"Hey, Chineseland, here's my new product you guys can make for my new business: Patriotic Toilet Paper!" hell, i use this product everyday.

"Everthang's jes fine from

"Everthang's jes fine from mah point o' view."

Should be ....

.... upside down.

Maybe

it was suppose to be upside down to show the country is in distress. As with many 'patriotic' neocon supporting Americans who improperly displayed our flag after 9/11, maybe he/they should contact the American Leigon and learn proper flag etiquette.

Mine is!

Mine is upside down, and will be so until we get our Constitution back. I even put my flag stamps on my mail that way. One does what one can to get the message out. Fool you thrice! Helloooooo?

Sorta ...

... what I meant.