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Caption This: McCain's Official Facebook Photo or Septuagenarian Stud Calendar Shot?

This is what Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain (AZ) is using as his Facebook profile shot.

Typically candidates use a headshot or photos in front of flags, giving speeches, with supporters, whatever ... but this?

In a week of WTF moments for McCain, it will be interesting to see if this was an error made by a campaign intern screwing around or a genuine, horribly misguided attempt by the campaign to make him look "cool"?

What was he thinking? "Look, I know how to use a cell phone!" or maybe "This bent-knee swagger stance makes me look ten years younger?"

What do you think? We'd love to hear your captions.

 

Caption This: McCain's Official Facebook Photo or Septuagenarian Stud Calendar Shot?
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went to facebook...no picture like this is there now...

So my caption is: "duh, my car's warranty is just fine & don't call me again." But I did see this little "Cause" comment at the bottom. " John McCain 2008 Presidential Campaign 3,301 members - $361 donated * John McCain recruited 605 people * John McCain raised $236" So does this mean that he really got 605 people to sign up and they gave him $236.00? That's just a bit past 35¢± a couple pennies...this guy is gunning for the big bucks, I guess... bobz

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what do you mean it's out of style to be an angry republican hypocrite??

Hey! HEY! Don't I look jes' like James F*&kin' Bond right now?

Hey! HEY! I'm talkin' to yew, son! Ah sayhd, I'm f*&kin' TALKIN' to yew!

We'll do it live - ah sayhd, WE'LL f*&kin' DO IT LIVE!

Senator McCain

...answers his electric shaver, grousing about the reception. JP http://welcome-to-pottersville.blogspot.com/

Septuagenarian 'Stud' Muffin - LOL

I've seen this ad in one of the fashion rags: Vogue, Elle, Vanity, etc., but definitely with a different face. McSame is NOT McSlim. He looks to be about 66 inches tall, and heavier. The model in the ad is quite slender & probably close to six feet tall. The tie gives it away, because it seems that it was an ad for ties, or maybe, for suits. I don't quite recall, but since i wear neither suits nor ties, i don't always pay attention closely to men's fashions. I just can't imagine McSame could look that good in a suit. Definitely PhotoShop or some other high-end imaging program. My first impression of this portrait was instant laughter. And then it was how ridiculous does one want to look at 70+ years old. This rates about 8.75 on the ridiculous scale. But hey, what are politicians and politics for, if we can't get some entertainment value of it.

McCain Facebook Photo

Now I think you guys are being petty. Since when has McCain become "typical" of anything! I am absolutely NOT a McCain fan, however, I have seen him stand like this in other situations. I'm 72 years old and I stand very often in exactly the same stance. I'm neither being cool or looking anything other than myself. Picking on him in this way is really off the chart silly. He gives us so much more real stuff on which to hang him out. Sunshine11

McCain photo

What winds of change?

Studly DOLITTLE!

Just phoning my handlders in Hanoi....I mean Im talking to warshinton

McCain pic

Visit McCain's campaign website. Look at the pics. They're at least 30 lbs. heavier. McCain's body has been merely stretched for Facebook. That's left the face suddenly narrow, instead of round and the body, that of a stick figure. Can you imagine the national front-page outrage if Obama had done that? Nothing with McCain, because the corporate 'Tokyo Rose' media is owned by right-wingers. What juvenile, sophomoric, patronizing, power-mad fools we have running this country and since McCain graduated 894th out of a Naval Academy class of 899, he's right there with them. The same folks who gave us... 1. A deceitful war 2. Manipulation of EPA environmental data 3. Letting banks and mortgage lenders run roughshod and unregulated 4. Passing laws to allow right-wing propaganda ownership of major media outlets. 5. While massively killing overseas & letting people with no health insurance die, they pretend to be 'born-again' so as to hypocritically pull in trusting Christians 6. Concentrating the wealth in the hands of a very few, mostly republican sycophantic corporations & individuals. 7. Allowing these corporations Carte Blanche in moving jobs overseas. 8. Allowing these same corporations to set up tax havens overseas so they avoid billions in taxes. 9."Cutting" domestic taxes so as to starve government and turn over ruling power to privatized corporations who can then 'free market' their way to additional undeserved billions. 10. Destroying unions, the last defense for the worker 11. "Cutting" middle class taxes a few hundred dollars (upper class by many, many thousands) while undermining the average family budget with the REAL TAX of outrageous prices at the pump, in the grocery store, heating and cooling and almost everything else you buy. For most of you who never bother to learn anything beyond Limbaugh and O'Reilly - here's what that means. You get a tax cut of say, $300 dollars. Then every year you pay extra THOUSANDS in uncontrolled prices for severely overpriced family necessities. There are literally thousands of additional administration obscenities under Bush. Yes, you boobs are killing America and losing THOUSANDS of unnecessary dollars a year by your moronic votes against gays and for a basement full of guns. You slavishly follow talk show hosts, with whom you have nothing in common (unless you're a sexual pervert or prescription drug abuser)who earn tens of millions a year and live in 30,000 square foot houses that you bought for them. They too, think you're fools. Frankly, if you're that stupid, that's on you. But your monumentally uninformed, bigoted and selfish votes are costing MY family - My children - MY country. You've got a chance to rescue America. You've got a candidate who will actually put this country back on track, and that's Obama. Don't completely destroy my country and family with a vote for the newly slenderized warmonger, McCain.

I'm Too Sexy For My Head

(I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.)

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I'm calling about my order. When the hell am I going to get my Viagra?

'phony' John

What? I gotta pay a royalty to the effin' Beach Boys every time I sing bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran? or Hey baby...Cindy's off unloading beer trucks somewhere! or Whattaya you mean Ashley Dupree only does democrats? or I know I'm damn sexy wind-blown, but are you sure sewing my tie to my shoulder pad is a good idea? or Get somebody over here quick. My knee's locked in place.

S.O.S.

Cindy, I am trying to get onto the internets, and forgot my face, er, my name, er, well, I just want to play that "Pork Invaders" game!

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Elis: What's this thing on his front--half hanging there, half up and frolicking?

Kinda Looks Like...

Clint Eastwood.

I think that

that was their point.

I don't care about the

I don't care about the captioning, but is that like a two-inch break in his trouser legs?

Larry, I know where stall #5 is, see u in MN for the convention

He is standing against the wall from habit.... that is where he thinks the phone is connected. He is standing against the wall so he won't fall over. He is standing against the wall because the body double stood against the wall He is planning to tell Makemoney Iaintgotajob from Iran to "take down that wall" He is standing against the wall because the wall was built in 1895, and makes him look younger He is standing against the wall because Dubya was to busy that day to be hugged

Time Line trouble

"Hey Obama, how the hell did you know 16 months would turn out to be a good time line? Hell, I was thinking 100 years".

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C'mon baby. You, me, a couple of Ensures.

Low & to the right

Low & to the right.

GOP

Good OLD Photoshop. (That is NOT John McCain's body in that suit.)

'Grampy' Photoshopped...obviously

This isn't McSame's body/check the inseam. OBVIOUS Photoshop. Caption? 'Mommy', did i get any email letters from the Middle East? One PISSED OFF Viet Vet ('72-'73)

Photoshop!

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better...stronger...faster

Damn! This wind is strong. It stuck something up the side of

my head!

McCain Facebook photo

It's true! One foot in front of the other does work!

McCain Facebook

"Take the picture! I'm gettin' tired holding this 'Blueberry'..'huckleberry'..thingie to my ear."

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"T-Rex arms, baby? Not this stud!"

Caption

No, she wants the 10 mg Percocets, not the 5s.

Betty's Dad

You are a hoot!

Modern technology

What they can do with Photoshop is really amazing!

NOT His Body!!!

Looks like they did a little "TRICK PHOTOGRAPHY" here! That is NOT his body, people!

Mc Cain picture

Gee, who took this picture? I want one for me too. I would love to look 20 years younger, a foot taller and 40 pounds lighter.

Dilbert

I still can't get my tie to curl like Dilbert's.

Caption this:

Hello, Monica. Are we still on for tonight?

catalog model

What the hell am I promoting in this catalog picture. I'm not even pointing to something to look cool.