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Caption This: Bush's quest to be the nation's cheerleader

Submitted by BuzzFlash on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 11:20am.

Caption This

The behavior in public of George W. Bush knows no bounds -- at all. The latest moment of national "pride" was watching this ceremonial "Bump to the Chief."

Embarrassing is when your uncle does things such as the dancing (oh, the dancing). But this is the person who, at least theoretically, is the president of the United States.

For a man who has produced such destruction, both home and abroad, he seems very unhappy about his job. Bush isn't unhappy because thinks aren't going well, he's unhappy when he's not having fun. He only seems happy when he does childish crap such as this.

So while the temptation is to ignore the crap he does until January 20, 2009, we won't stop showing off how pathetic he is right up until the end.

So help us out: give us a funny caption. The obvious choice is the aforementioned "Bump to the Chief," but there are lots of other great ones. How about "Now you pass on the bump, you know, like we're starting a wave." Or, of course, any use of the word "awesome" will do.

Caption This: Bush's quest to be the nation's cheerleader

Spring is near,every girl

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I'm not gay if I stick it in

Submitted by nursenickie on Thu, 06/05/2008 - 12:00am.

I'm not gay if I stick it in your belly button.

Caption: Don't Ask

Submitted by Roamoff on Wed, 06/04/2008 - 3:28pm.

Roamoff, the only REAL poet. > www.JustPlainPoetry.com <

Bush Repeals "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

Submitted by sween_66 on Tue, 06/03/2008 - 5:08pm.

The new policy on gays in the military will be: If You Got It, Flaunt It Bush leads the charge and comes out of the closet.

Can Anyone Imagine...?

Submitted by Newsguy on Tue, 06/03/2008 - 12:12am.

Can anyone imagine John Kennedy doing anything like this? Or Jimmy Carter. Or even Gerald Ford? Or even, George HW Bush, much as I hated his politics, also. Or Franklin D. Roosevelt? Or even further...Abe Lincoln or George Washington. They all occupied the office that this idiot frat boy now occupies. It is truly appalling. Caption: I'm a sucker for a man in uniform. Wanna see me in my Top Gun outfit?

Idiot Bush Behavior

Submitted by achilles on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 11:22pm.

"Take a good look! I told you the Iraq War would put hair on my chest!"

Chump Bump.

Submitted by abmabardy on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 8:04pm.

What a sicko loser boozer. Our kids are dying in his immoral war for oil, and he's all about playing at being tough. Sociopathetic moron.

Hey cadet, how would these look in a double D?

Submitted by kjlovell on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 5:53pm.

After being impeached, tried for war crimes and later exiled the p-Resident is planning sexual reassignment surgery to conceal his identity. Claiming that after the final snip - he will no LONGER be gay. Dumbya is quoted as saying that he can not wait until his "snippidy do-dah day".

I can not believe this di**khead is p-Resident

Submitted by kjlovell on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 5:56pm.

Classic behavior from the moron-n-thief. I can not imagine his handlers not sedating him so that he will not continue to make a freeking fool of himself. This crap is getting way old.

Caption

Submitted by Roamoff on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 5:36pm.

One bump from a Bush is worth two in the closet. by Roamoff, the only REAL poet. > www.JustPlainPoetry.com <

PreseiDENT HEAD EmbarrASSment.

Submitted by ernieson on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 4:56pm.

I gave up golf for becomin' a country bumpin bumpkin.

Ugahmumph

Submitted by Captain Jessie on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 4:20pm.

Gimmie a W! Gimmie an A! Gimmie an R! What's it spell? War! War! War! Chest bump, drum roll, and Yeeaaaaaah! That's the boy prez of the USA.

Bush's quest to be nation's cheerleader

Submitted by nonnie on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 3:15pm.

" Is that a WMD in your pocket, Sir, or are you just glad to see me?"

body armour

Submitted by lawton watson on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 2:55pm.

Just checking to see if Haliburton got the new body armour to our troops. Got to be patient you know. Its only been five years since we started this Iraq thing.. John McCain will make sure you have everthing you need to survive in the Middle East when he gets anointed like I was!

And now from the front....

Submitted by GOPHater on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 1:18pm.

I've been screwing you guys from behind since I started this illegal war, now I'm gonna screw you from the front so all can see! Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld should be in prison awaiting execution for war crimes, treason, torture, violations of international law, and violations of the U. S. Constitution.

And now from the front

Submitted by carlallen on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 1:22pm.

Indeed. Sad, but true. Come on "left wing" media. Do your job!

Bush

Submitted by carlallen on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 1:02pm.

My caption: "You're fabulous, but don't tell Jeff Gannon, you know how jealous he gets!" Or: "In the Navy... The latest Village People tryouts!"

lawton watson

Submitted by lawton watson on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 3:00pm.

Inqusitive minds still want to know ! Just who was Guckert-Gannon warming up in the White House on those long cold D.C. nights? Surely not a threesome? HUH?

"It's fun to be at the....

Submitted by colinjames on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 12:16pm.

Y-M-C-A!

CAPTION THIS - NATIONS CHEERLEADER

Submitted by tim shea on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 12:05pm.

Awesome! I can see myself in your brim -

BUSH SUPPORTS TROUPS BY OFFERING TO BREAST FEED NEW CADETS

Submitted by spmosher on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 1:45pm.

In a strange turn that invoked both weak public support and strong public revulsion, President Bush today demonstrated his newest support of the troops by offering to single handedly breast feed the weakest of the military soldiers.

"I feel strongly that the direct ingestion of my 'Man Milk' will help shore up the weakest of our soldiers. This sustenance, which is not gay, will provide our recruits with the necessary strength of vision to succeed .... uh... over there in the middle of the east area.. you know.. where those sand dunes are that have so much oil we are fighting for... and for democracy, too. Yeah.. democracy."

Shortly after this photo was taken, the president was escorted to a local private club for a quick nine holes of golf with the volunteering cadet.

SPMOSHER - Santa Fe, NM (Just like Mexico... only new & improved)

Now Let's Get Drunk and Pick Up Some Girls

Submitted by cagey on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 12:04pm.

A confused George W. Bush enjoys a Yale homecoming moment with band member.

Is Bush Gay or What?

Submitted by Citizen over 50 on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 11:58am.

Do we need any more proof than his obsession with cheer leading and crotch enhancement to convince us that he is a closeted Gay?

Bush and Bald-headed Men

Submitted by felinetta on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 12:25pm.

Just google Bush and bald men and check out the photos. I have wondered for a long time if he is a closeted Gay - not that there is anything wrong with that. There are too many things actually wrong with him. Vince Bugliosi has a new book: THE PROSECUTION OF GEORGE W BUSH FOR MURDER. An excellent read. I really hope Bugliosi gets lots of media attention, but I'm not overly hopeful. I would love to see him do a book tour also.

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