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Caption This: Bush finds out whether blondes have more fun

Submitted by BuzzFlash on Wed, 04/02/2008 - 4:31pm.

Caption This

We found a great photo above of W. kissing Kateryna Yushchenko, wife of Ukrainian President Viktor Yushchenko, as the Bushes were leaving Kiev.

And since we love goofy photos of the current inhabitant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, we knew we had to offer this one up as the latest "Caption This."

However, the Chicago Tribune is also offering up a caption this (lowercase because our contests are much more awesome) contest. But as you might think, their readers' responses are, well, typical of the fare you would find in the Chicago Tribune.

So BuzzFlash readers are the best readers in the world, so you take your best shot.

How about "I'm trying to find out if Rod Stewart is right, that blondes have more fun."

Add your caption below:

Caption This: Bush finds out whether blondes have more fun

no heartbeat...check. no

Submitted by lenzorizzo on Sat, 04/05/2008 - 1:58am.

no heartbeat...check. no breath...check. I hear an echo in his skull...check. smells a bit rancid...check. He really IS a zombie creepizoid from the depths of hell!

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Submitted by danaandersen on Fri, 04/04/2008 - 11:31am.

"Uh, Laura, that wasn't really a kiss. She paid me 10 Euros to gnaw that mole off her cheek"

Kateryna's Lament

Submitted by panthercat on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 9:30pm.

Ugh! The things I must do for my country. Now I must wash that slobber off of my face! I would rather Bush kissed my husband, Viktor, with his skin condition.

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Submitted by Chrisdutch on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 9:17pm.

Dammit, Laura, I don't care if it isn't Maria Sharapovski...er....Kournikuppich...er...whatever!

Sloppy Prez Kisses

Submitted by jwebernews on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 6:50pm.

Down Boy, Down Boy. Baaaad Doggy. Sit "W." That nice blonde lady doesn't want you slobbering all over her face. Get down Get down. Leave her leg alone. Come on, let's play with the ball. Good boy! Good boy!

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Submitted by bob1051 on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 5:29pm.

Uhh... let's just keep our distance, Mr. Big-Talk President Droop-Noodle. You had your chance last night.

O.K. George........

Submitted by realmcneill on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 3:25pm.

"O.K. George, I look the other way with Condi, but this............." realmcneill

Ok, George ........

Submitted by GwenP on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 2:07pm.

Ok, George. Enough with the kissing! Why must you ALWAYS have your hands on all the women where ever we go?!

What's running thru Shrub's mind?

Submitted by revolution9 on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 10:59am.

I sure hope CNN don't run this in slow motion to make it appear more sexier than it is like they did with Clinton and Monica on the White House lawn.

Fish

Submitted by Honest George on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 12:45pm.

"George eats cold fish while Laura flashes honor guardsmen"

Well, what do you know!

Submitted by exposer on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 10:36am.

That really is a whiskey flask in his pocket. He's still a bottle baby!

Have fun, Georgie. I'm gonna

Submitted by Gordon on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 9:56am.

Have fun, Georgie. I'm gonna pull a train with these guys. In the spirit of international diplomacy, of course.

No BJ No Impeachment

Submitted by rnrstar on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 9:45am.

Come on honey, you don't want her giving you a BJ so that you can get impeached.

Alright, I'll try this hetrasexual thing once...

Submitted by yurbud on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 9:14am.

Nope, no good. Didn't take. Where's muh Bulldog?

Bushback Mountin'

George’s clumsy attempt at a “defining moment”…

Submitted by escamillo on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 7:56am.

Sorry Kat-uria-na…er…Katey …oh, whatever. But have to put up a good front for the party… Oh George…I retch as you draw near. I will forever hurl when I think of you… Come on idiot…geez, is Gannon going to be pissed at you!

Caption This George W. Bush Kateryna Yushchenko Kiev kissing

Submitted by MVeer on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 7:33am.

"Sorry, guys. Can't leave him alone for a minute...

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Submitted by Clemsy Diggs on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 4:53am.

Little did she know she had but hours to live...

Here's looking at you kid

Submitted by cagey on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 1:46am.

"Inside of us we both know you belong with Viktor...We'll always have Kiev." Bush bids farewell to a drinking buddy as a hungover Pickles steadies herself.

HEY MA, CHECK IT OUT, I'M HAVING A THREESOME! I'M HAVING...

Submitted by codypup on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 1:37am.

bush makes it too easy for stoopid photo-ops

CAPTION...

Submitted by RedBaronSIU on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 1:31am.

Laura: DAMMIT, George!...it hasn't been THAT LONG!!

CAPTION

Submitted by RedBaronSIU on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 1:28am.

"Why, thank you Mr. President...no one has kissed me-----since my sex-change operation!!"

That last shot of vodka did it.

Submitted by IAmJoaquin on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 12:31am.

OK buster, that's enough. Get over here, she's a married woman. (No more liquid lunches for you. And I mean it this time)

Is that rouge on Bush's

Submitted by Barry Schwartz on Wed, 04/02/2008 - 11:33pm.

Is that rouge on Bush's cheek?

"It's hard work being the Commander in Chief"

Submitted by Aaran on Wed, 04/02/2008 - 11:31pm.

"...but this sure beats the hell out of another visit to the Hermitage!"

Laura-bitch-bush: "hey there..."

Submitted by kjlovell on Wed, 04/02/2008 - 10:08pm.

... you couldn't be doing that if you were a Democrat named Bill." Or Dumbya: "does my breath smell like jack daniels?"

Caption This...

Submitted by PrematureAntiFascist on Wed, 04/02/2008 - 8:55pm.

"Hey, The Beatles were right - the Ukraine girls really DO knock me out, they leave the West behind!"

Come on, GeeDubya, cut it out.

Submitted by One Citizen on Wed, 04/02/2008 - 8:35pm.

She's liable to catch on that Senior Chavez really wasn't kidding about that lingering stench of sulfur. (see: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5365142.stm)

PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW!

Submitted by lastbastionofreason on Wed, 04/02/2008 - 7:00pm.

With the squeeze of our hands, the closed eyes while you are feeling my chest muscles, "MMMMMMMMMMMMM! We'll always have last night to remember", he murmurs in her ear.

"You poor, dear man. In ten months, you won't have that bitch hanging onto to you, while she flirts with the ripe young things behind your back" she whispered back.

Laura turns to the nubile boys behind his back. Thanking each and every one of them for services rendered with her smile.

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