A BuzzFlash Caption This Challenge: Cheney Snarls as He Emerges from His Bat Cave

Submitted by BuzzFlash on Sat, 01/26/2008 - 6:50pm.

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But today, we are posting a January 23rd of a sneering, snarling Cheney, as he emerged from a long period in the shadows to try and cudgel Congress into passing immunity for the telecoms. Of course, we've noted that Cheney is really trying to set the stage to try and keep him and Bush out of jail. The "Dickster" was addressing one of his favorite venues, the right wing Heritage Foundation think tank.

At first we thought it was an old photo, but no, Cheney's face appears permanently fixed in a scornful grimace.

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The Don emerges from his safehouse.

Submitted by jefdongar on Mon, 01/28/2008 - 10:56am.

You try and impeach me... well, you wouldn't want another terrorist attack on our homeland.
Capeesh?

Cheney Snarl Caption

Submitted by LeeAnnG on Mon, 01/28/2008 - 10:48am.

"Proof positive that warthogs and humans really can mate"

To my esteemed colleagues,

Submitted by nooneshome on Mon, 01/28/2008 - 10:44am.

To my esteemed colleagues, we're up against a chick, a nigger and a haircut. What the fuck are you guys worried about. Besides, Diebold just got exclusive rights to the voting machines for whatever country we occupy in the Middle East, so they owe me another big favor. BWAHAHAHAHAhaha...

(You think he's snarling, I think that his smile). NOTE: don't be offended by this, this is me being Cheney, not my personal opinion in any way, but if you want to come up with a demons comment, you gotta think like one.

He's actually shown improvement - nah, really.

Submitted by IAmJoaquin on Mon, 01/28/2008 - 6:29am.

Ask me that question one more time and I'll bite your head off. But for your information,
yes, I'm still attending my anger-management classes. (between his teeth: "Christ I hate that Helen Thomas".)

WATER ASS !!!

Submitted by pursang on Mon, 01/28/2008 - 3:20am.

GAWD I'd love to see him with his teeth freshly kicked in.....A guy can dream can't he ? Oop's, off topic, sorry......

I'm a mean one, Mr. Dick.

Submitted by klownbear on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 11:44pm.

I'm a mean one, Mr. Dick.
I really am a heel.
I'm as cuddly as a cactus,
I'm as charming as an eel.
Mr. Dick.

I'm a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

I'm a monster, Mr. Dick.
My heart's an empty hole.
My brain is full of spiders,
I've got garlic in my soul.
Mr. Dick.

You wouldn't touch me, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

I'm a vile one, Mr. Dick.
I have termites in my smile.
I have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Dick.

Given the choice between the two of us
You'd take the seasick crocodile.

I'm a foul one, Mr. Dick.
I'm a nasty, wasty skunk.
My heart is full of unwashed socks
My soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Dick.

The three words that best describe me,
is, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

I'm a rotter, Mr. Dick.
I'm the king of sinful sots.
My heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Dick.

My soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

I nauseate you, Mr. Dick.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
I'm a crooked jerky jockey
And I drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Dick.

I'm a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

"I shouldn't have had that extra puppy for breakfast."

Submitted by burbank_spiffers on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 7:58pm.

or perhaps:
"There was something wrong with that puppy I had for breakfast."

followed by "Did I say that out loud or did I just think it?" and "Damn, this microphone is on."

Cheney

Submitted by bettysdad on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 6:15pm.

I can't see my damned lapel pin. What country are we in?

Obama??

Submitted by mike1001 on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 4:52pm.

"Get Obama on the line...we need to go hunting"

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off to Work I Go

Submitted by phillyguy on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 5:35pm.

"I hate going into the office, but...Oh well"

BARACK OBAMA IS LEADING WHAT?

Submitted by lftwingnut on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 4:18pm.

What? ME offer a congratulatory response? I wouldn't let that darky "CHANGE" my depends. Once we plan our next Terrorist Attack on the people of the AMERICA and cancel the election in November, everyone will become our homeland niggers. HALLIBURTON and some inside guys from BLACKWATER are just finishing up the wiring to those trusty detention camps. Boy, do they make those "FREE SPEECH ZONES" look like real CHICKEN COOPS. By the way, has anyone here seen my FRIGGIN NECK for the last 4 years??????

"I got chunks of guys like you in my stool!"

Submitted by chicagodude on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 3:41pm.

*props to SNL "Sinatra" as portrayed by Joe Piscipo

it wasn't piscopo

Submitted by verdant eagle on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 5:08pm.

it was phil hartman, who was killed by dick cheney for having a superior frankenstein-face

It makes me so mad that I

Submitted by cfware on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 2:28pm.

It makes me so mad that I can't possibly live long enough to enjoy all that I have stolen. Might as well take as many others with me as I can.

Attention Cold Casers

Submitted by verdant eagle on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 2:05pm.

I used to make the second best Frankenstein face until I had Phil Hartman killed.

Cheney Snarl

Submitted by MeMomBun on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 1:53pm.

"Attending doctors and scientists agree the cloning was a success except for the lower, left fang, which will be filed down."

CHENEY

Submitted by rms1701 on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 1:04pm.

YES LUKE I.. AM... YOUR FATHER !

Cheney snarl

Submitted by argoman on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 12:42pm.

"you've got the brains, I've got the looks, let's make lot's of money..."

Don't Let This Happen To You

Submitted by cagey on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 3:15pm.

This is the face of a man whose fear, pain, and loathing turned inward and crushed his heart and spirit, so much so that all that can escape from the twisted wreckage are the vile projections of his own self-torture and misery.

Cheney's Pain

Submitted by kladner on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 10:44am.

"Shoot! I've got to get Lynne a smaller dildo! This one's killing me!"

I VANT TO DRINK YOUR BLOOD!!!!

Submitted by AZPete on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 10:03am.

The creature said as he emerged from his crypt.

Cheney

Submitted by zencin on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 9:55am.

I look down upon you and all your species. Bow down before me and do not look into my eyes.

Don't give me that 6 more weeks of winter crap!

Submitted by proReality on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 9:33am.

I've come out to predict permanent nuclear winter!!!

Itsy Bitsy Cheney Weenie

Submitted by oldmaninhisunderwear on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 9:36am.

DAMN! I hope I have another DEPENDS in the limo.... that BBQ'd baby just went right through me...

Breaking News

Submitted by Captain Jessie on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 9:17am.

White foam dripping from the corners of his snarling mouth, the VP succumbed this morning after sedation was delivered by dart gun. Doctors say Cheney has rare chronic rabies.

My Face?

Submitted by andrushka on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 9:15am.

What's wrong with my face? Dont like it? Well go to Hell!

Murdoch, you've got some 'splaining to do about, Sibel Edmunds

Submitted by winston smith on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 8:35am.

"At 50, everyone has the face he deserves."

What Do I Think of Impeachment?

Submitted by kjlovell on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 3:47am.

As the prince of darkness I will never be impeached! I purchased most of the souls in the congress & senate they owe me protection. Only an exorcism can rid the world of me!!! HA! And Kucinich can go fu*k himself!!! We did quite a hatchet job on him - Edwards is next. (cue the evil evil demonic laughter) The only thing that will make this better is when we do the false flag attack, declare martial law and call off the "elections".... he he he... Then we can begin filling the camps!!!! No more democrats - no more fags, no more ethnics..... and they all fell for it. Hell, I may even shoot a few fags myself..... he he he.

(These are what I think cheney would say - they in no way reflect my own opinions)

That Snarl?

Submitted by orbitalman on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 12:40am.

Turn my head??? This IS my good side.

VP Cheney emerges from three

Submitted by Striker on Sat, 01/26/2008 - 11:45pm.

VP Cheney emerges from three days of regeneration, furious at the discovery that the Democrats have not yet been declared an illegal party.

Caption Suggestions from my 14 yr old daughter

Submitted by TheFatLadySings on Sat, 01/26/2008 - 11:02pm.

1. I'm too sexy for my shirt
2. Elderly Victim Suffers Stroke
3. Vice President Steps in Dog Poo

Overheard...

Submitted by ironman on Sat, 01/26/2008 - 10:05pm.

If GW didn't need me so badly, I'd blow my cover right now - but wait. Wait until they find out who I really am. When they find out that Dick Cheney's ticker took him out a couple o'years ago and the Secret Service asked me to step in it was better than that badge Nixon gave me. Yessir, gonna grow out my 'chops again and put on a sequined jumpsuit, cue that Also Sprach Zarathustra tune and come running out to let 'em know the King is back, Baby! It really annoys me that they keep callin' my trademark lip curl a sneer! I'm Elvis, dammit!

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