A BuzzFlash Caption This Challenge: Mike Huckabee's Elmer Fudd Moment Pheasant Hunting

Duuhh...Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go?

Dang me, it's cold as all get out here. Just tell the people I shot me a pheasant and let's go have a nice hot ovaltine.

"OK, after I shoot it, pull that string on the end of the pole so the pheasant falls off and put another one on the end and then I'll shoot that one".

Mike, you look awfully cold. I'll bet Jesus would want you to find some gerbils. They would warm your ass up for sure. TA!

Huckabee shows members of the media how, when holding a rifle, you can cross your arms and create the image of a floating cross for the photo op. One reporter asked about his intent for hunting and guns in defiance of one of the 10 Commandments "Thou shalt not kill"...and Huckabee replied "I always ask myself one simple question...What would Jesus do?" and then struck another pose using a rifle as a cross.

DICK! DUCK!.....er, DUCK! DICK!....

Caption for top photo:

"Tell me 'bout the wabbits, George."

MC HUCK reprazentin' his realness and street cred on the shoot for his new album--GOD + GUNZ IZ WHAT I LOVEZ featuring the hit single "ain't down with Darwin"

caption for first photo:

DICK !!!!!!

Carl Maria Von Weber is turning over in his grave because the Huckster isn't pointing his manliness at the camera.

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"

Yep, it's too cold for Nascar, so I thought I'd just come out here and kill something dead 'fore I go to church.

Top photo caption: "PHEASANTS? We're a-huntin' pheasants? I thought we was a-huntin' PEASANTS!"

Bottom photo caption: "Anybody got a pheasant on 'em?"

A hunter? He doesn't even know how to hold a shotgun in a proper mount position.

Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee held a press conference in a field today. He explained his attire as an attempt to appear to be as much of a redneck as those he's soliciting votes from

Boy, would this guy fit in in Baghdad right about now.

My hands are cold, my brain is dead, go ahead and pry my gun ....

Republican presedential hopeful Mike Huckabee freezes when confronting his quarry of liberal media.

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Across the nation, fingers were crossed as a team of psychologists attempts to lure shy Republican presedential hopeful and gun nut Mike Huckabee out of his shell with a hand grenade.

"I will NOT allow any of my opponents to enter into Iowa!"

1st pic: "Thewes something vewy scwewy going on awound here..."

2nd pic: "Eahhh...could be YOU, doc!"

Audio: Dick Cheney as Daffy Duck in the background: "KILL 'EM ALL!!! SHOOT! SHOOT!

Wadda you mean, I'm a sadistic sicko?

Shazamm, it's cold! Would you like to hear some show tunes while we wait for the tamed birds to get here?

(photo showing media)
"So you see, fellows, a compassionate conservative will shoot AND release his prAy!

(photo of the Huckster)
"Where's Cheney"?

And, uh, a-as y-y-your p-pwesident, I, I, I, w-w-w-ill p-pwotect y-you f-f-fwom those nasty t-tewwowists, s-s-singlehandedly if n-n-n-n-necessawy!!

One Just Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Dat's all folks!

Where in the hail is ma boy David? Thar's a dang dawg over thar that needs it's throat slit. Further, it ain't no christian dawg and should be stoned to death!

http://www.whitecivilrights.com/huckabee%E2%80%99s-son-kills-dog-dad-covers-up_1042.html

I hope Snipe tastes as good as everyone says...
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Hey where'd everybody go? My name's Mike, not Dick.

Top photo: Huckabee, thinking to himself, "Jesus Christ, it's cold. I'm freezin' my ass off."

Bottom photo:"You have to realize sometimes you can hunt all day and it doesn't look like you'll come out with the thing, and the biggest buck in the whole woods comes out and you take it two minutes before shooting time," Huckabee said.
Huckabee compares his surge, hunting tripDM Register 12/27/07

Karl d Az
FORMERLY Known as One Happy Camper.

Caption, Everybody is safe, unless there is a lawyer here.

"S-Say WHAT?! Vice-President CHENEY is my huntin' partner fer today?"

"Shhhhhhhh, be vewwwy, vewwwy quiet; I'm hunting wabbits, heheheheheheh".

GOP presidential candidate Mike Huckabee provides for the common defense Wednesday outside Osceola, Iowa, in the vicinity of where a paroled rapist was earlier seen lurking and smirking in a shelterbelt. The parolee told a member of the press corpse (who passed the word on to Huckabee) that he was waiting for his ride to Bible study in Council Bluffs.

...as you fellers in the media know...republicans just won't vote fer ya 'til they see ya kill somethin'...