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A BuzzFlash "Caption This" Thanksgiving Edition: When a Turkey Got Into Bush's Pants

A BuzzFlash "Caption This" Challenge

This is our Seventh BuzzFlash "Caption This" Challenge, a special Thanksgiving edition.

We present an infamous actual photo from a couple years back, when a turkey met a turkey, so to speak.

We'll leave the captioning to you.

Just add your caption below.

Happy Thanksgiving!

A BuzzFlash "Caption This" Thanksgiving Edition: When a Turkey Got Into Bush's Pants
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Let that turkey gobble...like it's never gobbled before...

Memo to Condi: this turkey sucks AND blows!

Impeach

Isn't a blow job grounds for impeachment?

"Not now Condi...."

"... Oh... ok..."

W.M.D.s???

Just lookin' for those Weapons of Mass Destruction.....nope, nuthin' here either.

Fond remembrances of boyhood

Mme Flutterbye

Hmm....Wonder if a firecracker would work in a turkey like it does in frogs?

Oops,

sorry, I just wanted to see if you got any balls to withdraw from Irak NOW.

Bush press conference

So, Helen, you really think he's the only one still looking for bin Laden?

Turkey in Bush's pants.

There has always been a turkey in Bush's pants.

(PSST) , "Release Tom, or I''ll bite your dick off".

Nationalism is not terrorism. And an adversary is not an enemy.

Ummmm... Oooh... Ahh!

Ooowahoo. Sorry guys. Just me. Executive privilege you know.

Investigator Bird

Now where's that lying sack I heard about?

Bush is a Peckerwood!

One Pecker in search of another!

Carolyn in Tennessee

When birdbrains collide!

Daddy!

Turkey pardon

This is what a turkey's got to do to get a pardon. Little does he know that he's going to be waterboarded instead.

I was gonna give it a pilgrimmy sounding name...

But I guess I'll just call her Condi

as captioned by Fox News

Presidential Manliness Stands Up to Terrorist Turkey

OK, you fellers in the press remember how to do it now?

Where's the beef?

I finally found Bush's brain.

the toothpick

the toothpick that screwed the whole world!

Stand in line

Ok, that's enough, it's my turn ... hey, over here ... over here - somebody keep an eye out for Bill.

gobble this

Yep! Nothin' but stuffing down here too!!

gobble this

Yep! Nothin' but stuffing down here too!!

Is that your tender timer or

Is that your tender timer or are you just happy to see me?

Or,

Dang, I've had earthworms bigger than this.

Or,

Hmmm, tastes like chicken.

Further proof that you are

Further proof that you are what you eat.....

I found dick Cheney's undisclosed location!

Hello chicken hawk dick Cheney!

You can squawk the squawk
but you can't walk the walk.

Caption This

Finally... can we now impeach him?

A couple of peckers

avelox400

I got your...

I got your human-animal hybrid right here!

all in the family

It takes on to know one.
It is a bit incestuous though.

Plant one here

Jeff Gannon gets his WH media clearance back.

"Quick, someone hand me a

"Quick, someone hand me a cigarillo!"

"Is its name Monica?"

"Is its name Monica?"

wrong turkey

Now, Laura......

Turkey

All Codpiece, No Cod

Turkey

Only on the Internets can you see a Turkey having oral sex with a Chicken Hawk...

the look on bush's face!

Gobble THIS!

Some turkeys will do anything to get a pardon.

Now we know why he pardons a turkey every year. It makes you wonder about Libby.

OK, there's the blowjob. Can

OK, there's the blowjob. Can we impeach him now?

Not even Special Agent

Not even Special Agent Lurkey could coax Dick from his undisclosed location.

Some wild turkey

That is some wild turkey. And the bird is doing a good job, too.

Nope, no WMDs here

Nope, no WMDs here

no brains...

...no balls, too.

This here American Eagle is

This here American Eagle is a proud symbol of Liberty!! Look how he's thanking me just now....