Caption This: Poppy Bush Gets a Gun

I wish I'd had this when Junior was at Yale...Them C's would have been easier to get.

I love crying at photo ops; but really, I wanted my legacy to be the same as my beloved Adolph.

Perhaps BUZZFLASH has unwittingly created with this photo caption feature a forum ripe for Rightie moles to post stuff that makes Progressives look bad?

If it does have some good purpose for furthering our cause, that sure isn't apparent from the puerile comments.

"I got to make sure all the bullets are in the gun before Dick Cheney gets his hands on it."

Fun is fun, but if this gets screen captured by the batsh*t crazy FoxNews, it will only serve to damage the reputation this otherwise excellent web site.

That aside:

"This little bullet went to market
This little bullet stayed home
This little bullet had roast beef
This little bullet had none
And this little bullet cried wee wee wee
All the way home."

[please see my earlier comment on this below]

Please reconsider if this photo recaptioning thing is appropriate for BUZZFLASH to promote. I do not find most of the suggested captions funny, and the whole thing seems more fitting for a Rightie website than this one. The previous one on Laura Bush was also in poor taste, and the whole concept reflects poorly on Liberals who should be better than this.

No, I am not a "stick-up-the-butt" Leftie ......... just one who does not believe that our descending to the Right's level helps.

He spared the rod and spoiled the child

I wanted to give this to George for Vietnam but we couldn’t find him.

Gosh, I wish my chamber had been this empty when I banged the old chupacabra the night Dubya was conceived.

Son, I found the WMD's.

The way your dad looked at it, this gun was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this gun up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the gun. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the gun to you.

...maybe I should've given this one to Hinckley, too?!"

So this is what we use to get our way with p-Lousy?

or

I love this gun, it's the one that delivered that zaptruder captured highlight of my career as a CIA agent.

Why does the Haliburton invoice say "FIM-92 Stinger"?

"Cold, blue and deadly. I think I'll call it Barbara."

No. No. No.

This little "pea" shooter will never do.
You can't bring democracy to the heathen masses without machine guns, bayonets, 2000 lbs. GBUs, M1 battle tanks and "super" carriers.

We always knew he was a total idiot...but how could he screw this up so badly??
...I guess it's up to me.

This dadgum thingamajig isn't working because this doohickey here gets stuck to the gizmo.

Since the revolver Bush Sr is holding was the one he was carrying when shot down as a pilot in WWII, and given to the submariner whose bunk he shared after rescue, it might be in poor taste, especially this close to Veterans Day, to be making any funny captions about it. I suggest that BUZZFLASH withdraw this one.

All ready to check out and no bullets! I bet Georgie ran me out shooting at the neighbor's cat again... *sigh*

Bush 41 displays his long lost gun removed recently by his proctologist.

Who would have thought that getting this gun back from Saddam Hussein was going to tarnish my illustrious Bush family name so?!

Mother, this is not the smoking gun. It is out of cigarettes.

Karl d Az
FORMERLY Known as One Happy Camper

Huh! Mo Dowd said there were no bullets left in the Bush family gun. Shows how much she knows.

We're going to play a little game called Russian Roulette, son.

Having W for a son is like being shot with your own gun.

Yeah, this is the one I gave Sirhan alright. Where'd you get it?