Caption This: Rudy and Bernie
A BuzzFlash Caption This Challenge
This is our Fourth BuzzFlash "Caption This" Challenge
By the time you read this, the announcement of Bernard Kerik's indictment on multiple counts will be public.
Remember that Rudy loved Bernie to bits, and even got Bush to appoint him as head of our Homeland Security, until a few skeletons fell out of Kerik's closet. (Oh, and Rudy also got the Busheviks to send Kerik over to Baghdad to "train" the Iraqi police, we kid you not.)
So now that "law and order" Rudy's best buddy is on his way to becoming a felon, we thought it would be time to have our readers capture their relationship in a caption.
We'll start off with a couple:
"Bernie, it's always been you. I can't hold it back anymore, and I want all the world to know: I've dumped Judy. She's history, like the two before her. I'm going to make you the fourth Mrs. Giuliani, Bernie, I promise."
"Bernie, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
(A New York Daily News Photograph)
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Rudy and Bernie
My new BFF is Pat Robertson.
Rudy And Bernie
"I can't quit you!"
Caption this:
"...and not only will you have an authentic 9/11 hero in me as president, but you'll have the first court-certified VICE president"
"What country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms": Thomas Jefferson
I have no idea who this man
I have no idea who this man is I have arm around. 9-11!
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Thomas N. Beck
Caption for Bernie and Rudy Picture
"Bernie, I really appreciate your propping up my arm so I can block the face time for that publicity grabbing first responder behind us."
Is it a Republican thing?
I'm so much like Bush, I'm turned on by Bernie's bald head.
Kissing Cousins
Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike --
You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind!
It's the mustache
I just can't help respecting a guy with questionable ethics, especially if he has a mustache. It's not even that good a mustache, but at least he's trying.
Rudy and Bernie
Bernie and I did such a great job training the new Iraqi Police Forces--They are Thugs just like us! Makes you proud, don't it?!?
Julie-Annie and his darker self
Last week Bush and his Shadow- This week Julie-Annie and his Shadow.
If the Gang Of Pirates think that the only good Democrat is a dead Democrat, only a fool would think it bipartisan to accommodate them by acting the part.
Mr. Mayor and Chief Kerik!
Mr. Mayor and Chief Kerik! You've just won the hearts and minds of the Republican sheeple! What are you going to do next?
"We're going to BOYS TOWN!!!
Bernie and Rudy
Bernie: Rudy, when we're done here, where do you want to go to lunch? The "21" Club?
Rudy: No
Bernie: Top of the 666's?
Rudy: No
Bernie: Studio 54?
Rudy: No
Bernie: 30 Rock?
Rudy: No
Bernie: I give up...you got any ideas.
Rudy: Yeah, let's just go to a diner and talk about 911.
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Rudy and Bernie
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Rudy and Bernie
Meet The Fuckers
Rudy and Bernie
Bernie, I've got it!
I'll dress up as Judith Regan and we'll bust you out during a conjugal visit.
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Rudy and Bernie
Don't worry Bernie, my 4th wife will be a defense attorney.
Bernie Who?
Just America's Mayor with yet another constituent - nothing to see here......
The Berni and Rudi Sing-A-Long!!
“We will come to your door.
Smilin’ and polite.
Friendly and warm, in our uniform,
Nice as girl scouts can be.
Please buy your cookies from me!
And me!
We’re girl scouts.
We’re girl scouts.
Campfire girls
We're pretty.”
Rudy & Bernie
Can you say two peas in the same crooked pod?
Rudy and Bernie
Hey, big man, shall we call Pat Robertson for a threesome?
Rudy and Bernie
"Stop rubbing my butt,Bernie. Someone may have a camera back there. Besides you know how crazy it makes me, You slut."
Don't worry...
Don't worry, by the time you are about to see the inside of a jail cell, I'll be president and I'll pardon you.
NOT!!!
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where are the photos of RUDY IN DRAG? seriously people if we really want to destroy this guy's presidential campaign, we need to turn his homophobic voter base against him! google image search RUDY GIULIANI IN DRAG! send what you find to everyone you know, post it on your myspace, etc, send it to your local news paper, GET THE WORD OUT!!! he minces around with donald trump in one video for Christ's sake! there's VIDEO! and it's not an isolated incident! unless you want julie rudiani as your next dictator, we need to hamstring his campaign NOW by turning his own people against him.
Rudy in Drag
Just google "Photos of Rudy in Drag" and you will get plenty.
There is also a site that has good dirt on Rudy and other bottom feeding scumbags.
http://www.realchange.org/giuliani.htm
"Bernie and I welcome all of you...
...to this month's meeting of Bald Pride."
Caption This: Rudy & Bernie
Rudy and Bernie, thick as thieves....really.
But I love ya, pal
"Why am I wearing this cap? To shield my eyes from the glare off Bernie's skull!"
From the moment our eyes locked.....
I knew we would be best friends and partners in crime...I mean life. I looked into his soul and saw gwbush and his desire to torture.... So I put on my pumps and best dress and he slapped me silly, buttered my butt and called me margaret.
Rudy & Bernie
George W. Bush said repeatedly during the 2000 election that you can tell the character of a man by the company he keeps. I'm guessing that was the last time he was right about anything.
caption this: rudy and bernie
Rudy: "heh-heh-heh... don't worry, Bernie; I'm sure there's no torture allowed in the Federal Prison System..."
Bernie: "But I'm sure you remember, Rudy, it wasn't allowed in New York City, either, until YOU took over as Mayor. Now with Bush as President....."
...when I first met Bernie...
...he was still pulling trash can duty on Sesame Street.
Now he fits into my entire Victoria's collection and can even spell my name using a left over cannoli. Mine!
"Keep Smiling, Bernie...
...You're looking at 15 to 20 in the Big House unless I become president and pardon your crooked ass."
Don't You Just Love It?
"Don't you just love it, Bernie, when the cops' bosses are the robbers? It can't get any better than that!"