Bush, Advisers Crafting New Iraq Policy At Gathering They Say Is "Non-Decisional" - Verse-Case Scenario

VERSE-CASE SCENARIO

Bush, Advisers Crafting New Iraq Policy At Gathering They Say Is "Non-Decisional"

by Tony Peyser

The basic thing here
That's seriously absurd
Is "non-decisional"
Is not even a word.

In two on-line dictionaries
That word I failed to see
No, wait, hold on a second:
I actually checked three.

Their making up words
Doesn't make me relax
Just imagine what they
Must be doing with facts.

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John Edwards Joins 2008 Race A Day Early Due To Web Site Snafu

by Tony Peyser

This proves there are two Americas
But not just the poor and those with riches:
Those who know how to use computers
And those who often wind up with glitches.

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While Standing Still, Schwarzenegger Got Ski Pole Stuck In His Ski, Fell And Broke His Leg

by Tony Peyser

Arnold must be mortified
Knowing full well this may look
Like he stole a page from
Jim Carrey's pratfall playbook.

VERSE-CASE SCENARIO

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