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Sarah Palin and the Know Nothings

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by Meg White

The Know Nothing Party flagHere's a thought: John McCain didn't pick Sarah Palin to be his VP because she's a woman. He didn't pick her because of her adeptness at winking onstage, or her folksiness, or her so-called "family values."

He picked her because she appeals to the Know Nothing wing of the GOP. I'm not the first to suggest this. For example, check out Paul Krugman's op-ed in The New York Times in August:

"Know-nothingism -- the insistence that there are simple, brute-force, instant -- gratification answers to every problem, and that there's something effeminate and weak about anyone who suggests otherwise -- has become the core of Republican policy and political strategy. The party's de facto slogan has become: 'Real men don't think things through.'"

Whoa, wait a minute there, Krugman. Aren't you being a little sexist? You forgot all about Sarah Palin!

First a little history: The real Know Nothing Party was a short-lived movement embracing anti-immigrant, anti-naturalization sentiments in the mid-1850s.  Interestingly, by the 1860 elections, most members had merged with the Republican Party.

It's tough to really picture politics back then, when we still had a Whig party and we hadn't even had a civil war yet. So try this: Imagine a political party "empowered by popular fears that the country was being overwhelmed by... immigrants, who [a]re often regarded as hostile to US values." Tough to envision, I know.

The Know Nothings were nativists, who warned against the "others" in our society. You know, the "exotic" foreigners who may have different religions or upbringings than the majority of those in power.

Palin is doing her best tightrope act on this one. But her coded language is carefully tailored to the Know Nothing wing of the Republican Party, and they're listening.

Now, the name of the Know Nothing Party is a little misleading. The party called itself the American or American-Republican Party. The story goes that they were so secretive, that when asked about the party's dealings, members would reply, "I know nothing." Thus, they became known as "know nothings."

In today's political parlance, the phrase "know nothing" has taken on two meanings: nativism and ignorance. Which is why Palin is a perfect spokesperson.

Palin has expressed ignorance on a range of issues so wide, that it's hardly worth giving the scope of, but here goes:

I'm sure there's more (feel free to remind me of what I've forgotten below), but I'm getting a little worn out just thinking about it. Maybe I should take a page out of Palin's book and just stop thinking so darn much.

Sarah Palin has taken lack of knowledge to a whole new level and embraced ignorance. She's said herself that she doesn't think, er blink, when she has to make a life-changing decision.

I'm sure if you asked Palin in a friendly room if she were anti-intellectual, she'd say yes. She asked a Wasilla librarian what it would take to remove books she found offensive from the local library. She's against comprehensive sex-education. She wants schools to teach children creationism. She's anti-science.

Long story short: Palin is not satisfied with simply stemming the tide of her own informational intake. She wants to remove educational opportunities for America's children as well. And the way she drags her school-aged children around the campaign trail doesn't inspire much confidence in her educational values either.

There are plenty of happy, ignorant people in this country. But the fact that we have to reach back to the mid-19th century to find a party that embraced ignorance to the degree that we see in today's GOP should say something about the false correlation between the McCain/Palin ticket and the idea of change for the better.

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Sarah's intellecutal center...

...is clearly demonstrated in her taped appearances at the Wasilla Assembly of God church. The tapes are all over the 'internets'. I've seen bits and pieces and it's not attractive in a VP candidate. The modern American fundementalist/pentacostal approach to spirituality is parochial and solipsistic. It's what you would expect from an uneducated group of Cretans, and your article on the "Know Nothing Party" reminds me of this expression of "modern" mega church America.

I think of it this way, imagine a tribe of bronze age agriculturalists miraculously finding a plane...they wouldn't know how to turn it on, much less fly it, but they could use it for shelter or as a talisman to scare their enemies over in the next "valley". That's Sarah and her Pentecostalists, well most of them anyway...I don't know how else to say it. The metaphor is a reverse of the fundementalist's truth....where a millennial old, well developed tradition based on spiritual and luminositic texts that are barely understood by the tradition's most devout and literate, is nonetheless ladled out like yesterday's alphabet soup by these backwoodsmen. It reminds me of monkeys tapping at a lap top!

I'm probably guilty of massive elitism...I'll gladly admit to it. But I also highly regard the tradition they flaunt and the book(s) its based on - and I'm pretty tired of milk drinkers dominating the meat eaters, to borrow a phrase.

You Article About the Know-Nothing Party Is Inaccurate. . .

Meg White's otherwise excellent article contained one glaring historical inaccuracy that I cannot allow to go uncorrected: "First a little history: The real Know Nothing Party was a short-lived movement embracing anti-immigrant, anti-naturalization sentiments in the mid-1850s. Interestingly, by the 1860 elections, most members had merged with the Republican Party." Actually, most Know-Nothings had merged with the DEMOCRATIC PARTY by the mid-1860s. White has forgotten the fact that the ideologies of the two major parties in the 1860s were the diametric OPPOSITE of what they are today. The Republicans were founded in 1852 as an anti-slavery party; the Democrats were staunchly pro-slavery. The Republicans held sway in the North, the Democrats in the South. It wasn't until after World War II that the ideologies of the Democrats and the Republicans began their dramatic 180-degree role-reversal. To be precise, it was the breaking away of conservative white pro-segregation Democrats in 1948, led by Strom Thurmond, into the Dixiecrat Party in protest of the adoption of a pro-civil-rights plank in the Democratic Party platform at the 1948 convention pushed through by Hubert Humphrey. Combined with then-President Harry Truman's 1947 executive order desegregating the Army, the Humphrey platform plank sowed the seeds for the drifting away of conservative southern whites from the Democrats toward the Dixiecrats -- and later toward the Republicans. Senator Barry Goldwater's opposition to the 1964 Civil Rights Act triggered a massive abandonment of the Republicans -- the Party of Lincoln -- by blacks. It's hard to imagine that prior to World War II, the Republicans were the party dominated by northern, anti-segregation liberals and the Democrats dominated by southern, pro-segregation conservatives. FDR would not touch the civil rights issue throughout his 13 years in the White House -- and, lest we forget, it was FDR who issued that infamous executive order that interned thousands of Japanese-Americans during the war. It was the civil rights movement that turned the political status quo completely upside-down, leading to the dramatic role-reversal of the two major parties.

Is Palin Qualified? Take the PBS poll

http://www.pbs.org/now/polls/poll-435.html

Interesting point about Know Nothings

I'm reading Julie Fenster's book about Abe Lincoln right now and it goes into a lot about Know Nothings, so I'm actually familiar with the party. Kind of scary.

I believet that if one were

I believet that if one were to ask Gov. Palin if she were ignorant or apathetic, she would answer, "I don't know and I don't care!!" BoomerJack - Houston, TX

Wow! That could be Joe "the Plumber!"

Just watched McCain/Palin supporter Joe "the Plumber" Wurzelbacher on The Today Show. And, really now, this dope is Sarah Palin in man-drag. I mean, his big worries are "securing the borders," "cutting taxes" (his taxes, screw everybody else) and "...fulfilling the American dream," whatever in hell that is.

In short Joe is a Republican Know-Nothing just like Sarah and Todd Palin. But here in the future the know-nothings know-everything, just ask'em.

"Joe the Plumber" another dose of ipecac,

Ya cutting taxes, like the +$1100 dollars in taxes he didn't pay which caused a garnishment to be brought against him. Even worse the man ISN'T EVEN REGISTERED AS A VOTER from what I've heard. I'm all for freedom of speech, but if you can't even invest the small amount of time it takes to address your Democratic responsibility/right to register and vote then in my opinion you forgo the right to offer your opinion or complain about the government or a political candidate.

The whole "Joe the Plumber" thing makes me want to vomit, just like Barbie Palin does don't cha know.

Tongue Firmly in Cheek

I can't talk about Palin any more without first embedding my tongue firmly in my cheek. You neglected to note that she also does not know where New Hampshire is, even if she's standing in the State. She placed New Hampshire in the North-West when giving a speech in New Hampshire. Those down-easterners didn't take too kindly to the error either. I've actually begun to wonder if the word *ignorant* can be applied to Palin. It may well be that she's just too stupid to learn anything. Ignorance is curable, stupid isn't... and I don't think Sarah Palin is curable.

Is New Hampshire on of the 57 states Obama has visited?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws

Fool Me Once

Every candidate makes stupid remarks on the campaign trail when their tongue gets ahead of their brain. Ronald Reagan said, at the 1988 Republican convention, that "facts were stupid things" when he meant to say stubborn. Palin makes gaffes, is given DAYS to correct her error and still comes up with the same stupid answer. The "I can see Alaska from my house" (not exactly what she said I know) comment wasn't exorcised it was strengthened in her interview with Katie Couric. Given five days to withdraw the comment she actually suggested that Putin fly eight time zones out of his way to go from Moscow to Washington. That would be the difference.

Reality Is A Bummer...

... To those who chose not to utilize the intelligence they were born with in a useful manner. This seems all too often to be a personal aspect of beauty queens, Republicans, and their ilk, because it's so much easier to believe as they are told to by self-appointed "experts" rather than have to think.

To think means risking being wrong, and as wrong is defined by these simpletons as not being aligned with their majority, it's better not to risk alienation. Ergo Ms. Palin, whose resume is full of associations with the above-listed lunkheads, is a perfect choice if one wants to live in an idiocracy.

BUT SHE HAS ONE STRONG SKILL...

MS. P CAN SURE POP THOSE 'BUNS' OUT OF THE OVEN WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT. The only real problems she has are the ENGLISH LANGUAGE, AMERICAN HISTORY, CURRENT EVENTS & NO COMMON SENSE! AS FOR 2012, i DON'T SEE HER RUNNING EXCEPT TO THE BATHROOM WITH MORNING SICKNESS!

Buns

The other buns she so tightly wraps and carries on her backside are the only real contribution to the McCain campaign. John himself seems to enjoy them too, or they enjoy him. I would be willing to bet that the odd-looking camera shots from behind the VP candidates at the debates were requested by the Republican National Committee. For some people, admiration of buns tends to spread to the rest of the person, including their personality, but in my case, the admiration stops at the buns.

other things Palin doesn't know

How to construct a sentence. The number of Russian incursions into American airspace in recent history (zero). The results of the inquiry into her breech of ethics as governor of Alaska.

Poised for 2012?

I'm sure she is. But the tell-all books will have been written by that time. Bristol will be on baby #2 and be divorced (if not even married once). Sarah's preachers will have circumambulated around a bonfire in hopes of removing the liberal demons once and for all. Oil will be $200/bbl and Obama will have been proven to be one of the most effective Presidents our nation has ever elected. Personally, I hope I never hear the two words 'Sarah Palin' uttered in public or polite company after this election is over. Oh, and when Jesus doesn't come back in her lifetime, what's she going to have to say about that?

A 2012 Joke

But don't count on Palin entirely disappearing from the landscape...unless she and hubby get thrown in the pokey for taking the construction of a free house in trade for contracts to build the Wasilla sports stadium with way more seating than the entire Wasilla population that left the town deeply in debt. Mayor Sarah had suspended the requirement for building permits in Wasilla making it difficult to trace who built the house just up the road from the stadium. So far, the materials supplier has been pinned down. Pat Williams

No intelligence, no conscience, Know Nothing and no worries!

Know Nothing is a strong religious concept. Just about every major religion recommends some form of Know Nothing by teaching followers to trust a mysterious unknown power which has an answer to every question. Religious fundamentalists believe in Adam and Eve story because it exactly fits in their Know Nothing dreams. The first human pair got kicked out of the heaven the moment they started to know something. My theory is that it was the moment when we started to think and got purged out of the heaven of no worries. So, Know Nothing might be the ultimate undoing of the evolution. Back to no intelligence, no conscience, Know Nothing and no worries :-)