
Sarah Palin and the Know Nothings
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by Meg White
Here's a thought: John McCain didn't pick Sarah Palin to be his VP because she's a woman. He didn't pick her because of her adeptness at winking onstage, or her folksiness, or her so-called "family values."
He picked her because she appeals to the Know Nothing wing of the GOP. I'm not the first to suggest this. For example, check out Paul Krugman's op-ed in The New York Times in August:
"Know-nothingism -- the insistence that there are simple, brute-force, instant -- gratification answers to every problem, and that there's something effeminate and weak about anyone who suggests otherwise -- has become the core of Republican policy and political strategy. The party's de facto slogan has become: 'Real men don't think things through.'"
Whoa, wait a minute there, Krugman. Aren't you being a little sexist? You forgot all about Sarah Palin!
First a little history: The real Know Nothing Party was a short-lived movement embracing anti-immigrant, anti-naturalization sentiments in the mid-1850s. Interestingly, by the 1860 elections, most members had merged with the Republican Party.
It's tough to really picture politics back then, when we still had a Whig party and we hadn't even had a civil war yet. So try this: Imagine a political party "empowered by popular fears that the country was being overwhelmed by... immigrants, who [a]re often regarded as hostile to US values." Tough to envision, I know.
The Know Nothings were nativists, who warned against the "others" in our society. You know, the "exotic" foreigners who may have different religions or upbringings than the majority of those in power.
Palin is doing her best tightrope act on this one. But her coded language is carefully tailored to the Know Nothing wing of the Republican Party, and they're listening.
Now, the name of the Know Nothing Party is a little misleading. The party called itself the American or American-Republican Party. The story goes that they were so secretive, that when asked about the party's dealings, members would reply, "I know nothing." Thus, they became known as "know nothings."
In today's political parlance, the phrase "know nothing" has taken on two meanings: nativism and ignorance. Which is why Palin is a perfect spokesperson.
Palin has expressed ignorance on a range of issues so wide, that it's hardly worth giving the scope of, but here goes:
- Who attacked us on 9/11
- The origin of the Pledge of Allegiance
- The goings on in Iraq
- The Bush Doctrine
- What a VP does
- How much energy her state produces
- What Hamas is
- What being a member of NATO entails
- What causes global warming
- How to fill out a tax return correctly
- Any Supreme Court rulings she disagrees with, besides that one about abortion
- The name of any major newspaper or magazine she reads
I'm sure there's more (feel free to remind me of what I've forgotten below), but I'm getting a little worn out just thinking about it. Maybe I should take a page out of Palin's book and just stop thinking so darn much.
Sarah Palin has taken lack of knowledge to a whole new level and embraced ignorance. She's said herself that she doesn't think, er blink, when she has to make a life-changing decision.
I'm sure if you asked Palin in a friendly room if she were anti-intellectual, she'd say yes. She asked a Wasilla librarian what it would take to remove books she found offensive from the local library. She's against comprehensive sex-education. She wants schools to teach children creationism. She's anti-science.
Long story short: Palin is not satisfied with simply stemming the tide of her own informational intake. She wants to remove educational opportunities for America's children as well. And the way she drags her school-aged children around the campaign trail doesn't inspire much confidence in her educational values either.
There are plenty of happy, ignorant people in this country. But the fact that we have to reach back to the mid-19th century to find a party that embraced ignorance to the degree that we see in today's GOP should say something about the false correlation between the McCain/Palin ticket and the idea of change for the better.
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Sarah's intellecutal center...
...is clearly demonstrated in her taped appearances at the Wasilla Assembly of God church. The tapes are all over the 'internets'. I've seen bits and pieces and it's not attractive in a VP candidate. The modern American fundementalist/pentacostal approach to spirituality is parochial and solipsistic. It's what you would expect from an uneducated group of Cretans, and your article on the "Know Nothing Party" reminds me of this expression of "modern" mega church America.
I think of it this way, imagine a tribe of bronze age agriculturalists miraculously finding a plane...they wouldn't know how to turn it on, much less fly it, but they could use it for shelter or as a talisman to scare their enemies over in the next "valley". That's Sarah and her Pentecostalists, well most of them anyway...I don't know how else to say it. The metaphor is a reverse of the fundementalist's truth....where a millennial old, well developed tradition based on spiritual and luminositic texts that are barely understood by the tradition's most devout and literate, is nonetheless ladled out like yesterday's alphabet soup by these backwoodsmen. It reminds me of monkeys tapping at a lap top!
I'm probably guilty of massive elitism...I'll gladly admit to it. But I also highly regard the tradition they flaunt and the book(s) its based on - and I'm pretty tired of milk drinkers dominating the meat eaters, to borrow a phrase.
You Article About the Know-Nothing Party Is Inaccurate. . .
Is Palin Qualified? Take the PBS poll
Interesting point about Know Nothings
I believet that if one were
Wow! That could be Joe "the Plumber!"
Just watched McCain/Palin supporter Joe "the Plumber" Wurzelbacher on The Today Show. And, really now, this dope is Sarah Palin in man-drag. I mean, his big worries are "securing the borders," "cutting taxes" (his taxes, screw everybody else) and "...fulfilling the American dream," whatever in hell that is.
In short Joe is a Republican Know-Nothing just like Sarah and Todd Palin. But here in the future the know-nothings know-everything, just ask'em.
"Joe the Plumber" another dose of ipecac,
The whole "Joe the Plumber" thing makes me want to vomit, just like Barbie Palin does don't cha know.
Tongue Firmly in Cheek
Is New Hampshire on of the 57 states Obama has visited?
Fool Me Once
Reality Is A Bummer...
... To those who chose not to utilize the intelligence they were born with in a useful manner. This seems all too often to be a personal aspect of beauty queens, Republicans, and their ilk, because it's so much easier to believe as they are told to by self-appointed "experts" rather than have to think.
To think means risking being wrong, and as wrong is defined by these simpletons as not being aligned with their majority, it's better not to risk alienation. Ergo Ms. Palin, whose resume is full of associations with the above-listed lunkheads, is a perfect choice if one wants to live in an idiocracy.
BUT SHE HAS ONE STRONG SKILL...
Buns
other things Palin doesn't know
Poised for 2012?
A 2012 Joke
No intelligence, no conscience, Know Nothing and no worries!