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Democracy is better off when comedians step in where journalists fear to tread

But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns.
Don't bother, they're here.


Send in the Clowns, Stephen Sondheim, 1973



While I don't watch much late-night broadcast TV lately (and virtually no Jay Leno), I always appreciate having David Letterman around. Last night proved why it's crucial to have him on the air.

Yes, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert do commentary and political humor much better and much more often than the traditional late-night hosts. But Letterman, Leno, Jimmy Kimmel, Craig Ferguson, and Conan O'Brien draw much larger audiences on broadcast TV than Stewart and Colbert do.

Leno has been in the tank for Republicans (McCain, Schwarzenegger) not out of philosophy, but rolling with the status quo. And you can say Letterman is over the top against Bush, but when Letterman speaks, you know it comes from the heart.

Letterman spoke highly of McCain last night, calling him a hero when there aren't that many heroes left. But he kept focusing on "why would you suspend a campaign." Even when distracted, Letterman bounced back to this theme, and noted that something smells in this decision. At this point, the blame went to unnamed McCain campaign advisers, not the candidate himself.

But the tone changed as the show went on.

"You don't suspend your campaign," Letterman added. "Do you suspend your campaign? No, because that makes me think, well, you know, maybe there will be other things down the road -- if he's in the White House, he might just suspend being president. I mean, we've got a guy like that now!"

The fun really kicked in during Keith Olbermann's second segment. Olbermann, the pinch-hit guest for McCain, looked uncomfortable as the second segment began. This is because Letterman and his crew discover during the break that while Letterman is taping his show at the Ed Sullivan Theater, McCain is still in New York City, taping an interview with Katie Couric not too far away at Black Rock, home of CBS News.

If you are ditching school or work, don't put yourself in a position where someone can see you. If McCain was on with Brian Williams or Charlie Gibson, Letterman wouldn't known about it. But if you set up an interview on the same network, it's entirely possible you will get caught.

"He doesn't seem to be racing to the airport, does he?" Letterman said, shouting at the television monitor: "Hey John, I got a question! You need a ride to the airport?"

When you suspend a campaign to appear non-political, you should suspend everything. Here was the McCain campaign priorities:

cancel Letterman appearance
cancel meeting with Prime Minister of India
postpone debate

but

do interview with Katie Couric at the same time as Letterman
do a scheduled speech for the Clinton Global Initiative in New York

Besides the premise of suspending a campaign, well sort of, anyway, Letterman's fury was that he was told, presumably by McCain, that he had to go back to Washington to do his part. This from a Senator that hasn't voted in the Senate for anything since at least April, and isn't even on the committee looking into the bailout deal. And McCain knew he wasn't leaving New York.

Merriam-Webster defines "suspend" as "to cause to stop temporarily <suspend bus service>, to set aside or make temporarily inoperative." Doing some things and not others doesn't fall into line with suspend. It would be like suspending a child from school, but that child could go to 1st period math.

The one troubling element to the media was the sheep-like reaction of the MSM to the horror that George W. Bush created, the fear, the scare tactics, the constant mendacity. No matter how bad things got, they were afraid to speak up, give perspective, or challenge that perhaps something from Bush Administration people could be wrong.

It is tragic and pathetic that comedians, who don't have the classic training, are the ones who aren't afraid to speak the truth. Letterman spoke in a way that Couric, Williams, Gibson, et al can't on won't. Their inability to speak up has helped cost us rights and lives. Thank goodness for the "clowns."


Mcminus, the wuss

Do I detect a certain amount of FEAR in our mighty warrior? That fear that he'll suffer a humiliating defeat in any or all debates with Barack Obama (a man with a REAL brain)? Worse yet, what if the Demos turn Joe (The SHARK) Biden, loose on Brainless, Clueless Palin? What if both these zeros are shown up as the lying, cheating, phonies they actually are? Horrors! Our country is already thoroughly bushed up; we certainly don't need more of the same.

MCCAIN IS THE NATIONAL TREASURE..... can we bury him already

SO IF COMEDIANS ARE SO VALUABLE... PLEASE THROW $10 EXTRA IN THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN POT IF YOU ENJOY THESE GEMS: What is the difference between SARAH PALIN and PIT BULL: 1) i like pit bulls 2) if a pit bull is a bitch, she is not ashamed of being one 3) if you have sex with one, and your nutz are still attached, it was a pit bull 4) pit bull, nose is cold but heart is warm... palin, nose is warm but heart is cold 5) pit bull NOT AFRAID to answer questions of the press 6) pit bull does not believe that seeing the moon qualifies him to become an astronaut 7) most pit bulls had passports before last year 8) pit bull does not mark territory with lipstick 9) pit bull does not want to have paw on the button to launch nukes 10) pit bull does not believe man coexisted with dinosaurs 11) pit bull doesn't have photo on national enquirer for having sex with husband's business partner
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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Republicans don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in high school hockey rink locker rinks
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What does SARAH PALIN hide from interviews and debates with an open forum? Sorry... nothing funny about this one... she is DUMB AS A STUMP
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What are John THE BUSH REPUBLICAN McCain's 5 stages of grief? 1) anger....2) more anger....3) political "maverick move"....4) sadness that it isnt working....5) anger
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Letterman Vs McCain

Letterman is a national treasure!

He obviously doesn't trust his own VP...

And when the first official need of the VP arises - she's out smoozing with the jet setters.

But of course in Republican circles her description of her duties is not to be as bold as he is and step into his shoes, but to sit back until she's told what to do.

I can see Mr. and Mrs Lumberjack eventually kicking McCain's weak ass all over the white house lawn already

Nationalism is not terrorism. And an adversary is not an enemy.