The precise moment at which ABC News' John Stossel lost his mind will, I'm sure, forever remain a medical mystery. But that this "news correspondent" of libertarian hysterics has indeed lost his mind is a sadly and increasingly pronounced fact of (his) life.
For years Mr. Stossel has been coming emotionally unglued and intellectually unhinged over the littlest things of mammoth advisability; say, restaurant fire codes or safe children's toys. His libertarian creed: let the marketplace sort this sort of thing out -- you know, if a restaurant catches fire every six months and a few of its customers die each time, then the surviving balance eventually will stop patronizing said restaurant, it will close, and the problem is solved.
See? A mollycoddling government and its obtrusive protections were never needed. People will regulate the market, so to speak, with their feet and their dollars. It's the Hayekian genius of a pure democratic economy. And any apostasy from it will, in no time at all and with absolutely no doubt, usher in an era of mean, oppressive, totalitarian Stalinist statism.
Stossel is, of course, nuts, and normally I wouldn't squander my valueless time contemplating the man's neuroses. But unfortunately he speaks for, and what's worse, even philosophically guides, millions among us. And because of his perch in network news it is wise to know what he's saying. (Just think Peter Finch and Ned Beatty in "Network": "Why me?" … "Because you're on television, dummy.")
So here it is -- what he recently wrote for Real Clear Politics (as far as I know he hasn't dumped this garbage on his viewers yet, but I suspect he will, and soon): "Barack Obama wants to use the recession to remake the U.S. economy."
Hey, that's not so bad, right? After all, if anything needs "remaking," it's our monstrously dysfunctional economy in need of recovery, right?
Wrong, according to Stossel. For him, "remaking" is an evil thing, because the economy is only sorting things out in its smartly Hooverian ways. Just leave it alone (see restaurant fire codes) and in time, things will work out.
But Stossel has a problem, a seemingly insurmountable problem: Even conservative economists these days are calling for massive interventionism. The right, in this crisis, is not holding and panic is setting in among the fringes, where Stossel reigns.
What to do, what to do, oh dear, what to do. Well, Stossel has had himself a brainstorm: just lie and distort and conflate two unconflatable propositions. And this he has done, by confusing economic "recovery" with the libertarian bugaboo of social "reform."
"Obama's nearly trillion-dollar plan," wrote Stossel, "will not merely repair bridges, fill potholes and fix up schools; it will also impose a utopian vision based on the belief that an economy is a thing to be planned from above. But this is an arrogant conceit. No one can possibly know enough to redesign something as complex as 'an economy,' which really is people engaging in exchanges to achieve their goals. Planning it means planning them."
Presto -- from gaping potholes to Marxist utopianism. Did you note that circuitous legerdemain? We have roads to be fixed; spending money on roads requires planning; planning suggests the dismantlement of democratic economics; therefore merely by fixing roads we transform ourselves from individualist democrats to collectivist Stalinists.
Stossel wasn't content with just this one razzle-dazzle. Again: "We have recovered from past recessions without undertaking a radical social and economic transformation," he wrote.
But, again, his reference to "radicalism" arose from literally nowhere. Instead, you are by now intended to take a fantastic leap of logic all on your own: government spending = socialist interventionism = radical socioeconomic transformation. Nice trick.
I won't even venture into Stossel's revelations about John Maynard Keynes. They're so bizarre, so ahistorically exotic, so intentionally misleading, for a full appreciation you really must read them yourself.
At any rate, Stossel's is the sort of sloppy and deceptive propaganda that is headed our way -- in print, on cable news shows, on Limbaughesque talk radio. I thought you might like a preview.





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Radical or not sexy.
Stossel
Obama's Stalinism: What the fringe makes central thru Stossel
Best to address the central logical fallacy.....
Stossel is useful in one sense that he does not weasel around the edges as indeed many who claim to be as much committed Libertarians. He walks full face into the fallacy and does not blink. It does make him look more nuts, but should provide the nails for the coffins of all Libertarian thought.
To use the Restaurant example, the Owner of the restaurant is the Stalin of that restaurant, in Stossel's world view there should be nobody to hold that person accountable. Absolute ownership is absolute power and that makes that power "Government" to any extant of that power.
At that point of course all of Stossel's feverish fears of Government bear actual fruit. The Owner decides that food that will eventually destroy kidneys will not be traced to him but give a competitive advantage in price? Or that a fire suppression system will cut into the money set aside for the new Porsche? That is exactly the problems with "central planning" he is complaining about. As long as the Owner is not killed all else is just "business expense". The customers and employees are not worthy of a lookout if they cannot see the dangers.
Once the Libertarian fears of "Too Much Government" is properly translated as fears of "too much unaccountable power" then most of the rest of Libertarian logic not only makes sense, but produces precisely the Liberal Agenda and explains it in a way that even as much a nut job as Stossel can agree, providing they are not deliberately shilling for folks who want to obscure their own Stalinist tendencies.
By this means fifty years of Propaganda can be turned on its head. I know this to be true as I have seen it before.
If the Gang Of Pirates think that the only good Democrat is a dead Democrat, only a fool would think it bipartisan to accommodate them.
John Stossel
Justice
It was in '84 and he ain't been the same since
The precise moment at which ABC News' John Stossel lost his mind will, I'm sure, forever remain a medical mystery.
The precise date is December 28, 1984 when WWE wrestler David "Doctor D" Schultz slapped Stossel on either side of his head. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ
The mustachioed Stossel hasn't been the same since.
It's Image Over Substance With ABC
ABC is worse than FOX - masquerades as serious news
Every time I see Stossel on ABC I write the network with a strongly worded protest that they allow his unfounded hyperbole such a powerful platform without any sort of dispute. I want to see a debate with Stossel against just about anybody with half a brain - the man cannot stand unless he's delivering one of his prepared kindergarten-depth lessons without any questions to answer.
ABC has a lot of status-quo propaganda to answer for.
Ken Duerksen
Oxford, Ohio
Is he still around?
An Eternal Truth: You Can NEVER Repeat This Too Often
A New American Century Defense
I've found the most valuable thing I've developed over listening to cable and network news is a gag reflex.
But, I agree. It's often amusing and sometimes instructive to listen to what the lunatics are currently baying about.