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Obama to McCain and Country: Enough Already

THE FIFTH COLUMNIST by P.M. Carpenter

One can almost hear John Kerry's innermost thoughts in regretful overdrive this morning: "Gee, why didn't I think of that?"

The that would be the shish-kebabing and outdoor barbecuing and general flaming by which Barack Obama marinated and then cooked his Republican opponent's rather tough hide last night.

Well done, I'd say, in both senses of the words.

It was, as Dan Balz of the Washington Post reviewed it with exquisite economy this morning, precisely "what many nervous Democrats were hoping for."

It was the cannon fire of the '1812 Overture,' church bells and fully charged batteries included. It was the emotional mobilization of John Philip Sousa with partisan attitude. It was Obama's favorite dramatist, Mario Puzo, with more than a satisfying touch of Shakespearean revenge.

It was the fiery FDR, the spunky HST, the passionate and thoughtful JFK. Yes, it was precisely what many nervous Democrats were hoping for -- and every Republican feared, and this morning loathes.

It was, in the most defining word deployed by Obama last night, a simple, direct and official notification: Enough.

With a rhetorical elegance that virtually all of Obama's opponents have dispiritedly conceded as his alone, the Democratic nominee incisively stitched the past to the immediate future: Enough already, not only of what you've done and helped do for the past eight years, Mr. McCain, but enough of what you're thinking of doing for the next two months.

We all know what that is, and last night Obama's calling out of McCain in the most public way he could must surely have left the latter paled and palsied beyond consolation in one of his many plush homes. Because once deprived of effective character assassination, what weapon is the Republican candidate to use? His record?

John McCain has voted with George Bush 90 percent of the time. Senator McCain likes to talk about judgment, but really, what does it say about your judgment when you think George Bush has been right more than 90 percent of the time?

"Ninety percent": from now till November 4 a catchall comeback to nearly every McCain claim of accomplishment. Not a 90 percent record of anything even resembling what anyone might call success, but an indisputable 90 percent opposition to fiscal sanity and global good citizenship and everyday common sense and even plain human decency.

Enough.

So what, as though we don't already know, does McCain's dark abyss of eight years depth leave him to work with? What is it he's already employed? What is it his slithering, incurably depraved Rovebots are plotting and scheming to work overtime in the next two months?

Naturally.

Against which, Obama again threw down the public gauntlet of Enough.

Let us agree that patriotism has no party. I love this country, and so do you, and so does John McCain.

And so did -- and do -- independent and Democratic servicemen and women who have fought and suffered and died and continue to fight and suffer and die for their country, just like -- guess what? -- Republican servicemen and women.They have not served a red America or a blue America -- they have served the United States of America. So I've got news for you, John McCain: We all put our 'Country First.'

Now that Obama has served fair notice on McCain that the same old Republican crap of scurrilous imputation won't cut it this time, does that suggest they'll both now roam onto the political playing fields of Eton, hail fellows both well met?

Of course not. It's going to get nastily bloody again, because through necessity foul play is all the GOP has in its one-page playbook. But, this time the Democrat grabbed not so much the Republican candidate but the public by the lapels, shook it and bellowed: Don't be fooled again. Enough already.

Yesterday I bemoaned and criticized Barack Obama's somewhat lethargic summertime approach. Last night he erased that lament.

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THE FIFTH COLUMNIST by P.M. Carpenter


Obama's Acceptance Speach Was A Faint And Incomplete Outline

"Of what" "The sort of world that's possible." "By our doing what?" "Electing a president who's going to work with Congress and with us to dismantle Empire-USA plus turning things around here at home." "And what about completing that faint outline. "It'll be up to us."

Speech offered some good populism and social justice, but...

"I will make certain those [health care] companies stop discriminating against those who are sick and need care the most…"

Weak, weak, weak. I'm sorry, but this is not leadership. A leader would declare his or her intent to dismantle the health-insurance industry, and institute a civilized single-payer system of universal coverage. I know Obama must understand this; I wish he had the courage to make this an issue.

Yes, Weak, Weak Weak But A Single Payer System Is Attainable

How? We keep pressuring our president & Congress, same as for dismantling Empire-USA, saving Social Security, providing free education for all, pre-school through graduate school, that's how. Not all these attained immediately, of course, but more and more of them as we go along. And then what sort of world? It'll be up to us.

Obama said exactly what we

Obama said exactly what we needed to hear and in a way that we needed to hear it. (Wasn't it refreshing to listen to someone who can not only string words together in coherent sentences but also stir emotions?) One thing none of the talking heads picked up on (I turned to MSNBC out of perverse curiosity after watching the speech on C-Span)but my wife pointed out immediately is the remarkable similarity Obama's cadence and melody has with MLK. Mrs. Clemsy teaches King's Dream speech to her 8th graders and has shown it every year for a long time and knows it inside and out. If you listen to them both you can hear the similarity. Barak must have studied King's speeches very closely. It works for him.

The most important thing he said, as far as I'm concerned, is that change comes to Washington, not from it. That's a call for every one of us to hold him to his words, and his feet to the fire, starting November 5th. He's already under a lot of pressure from special interests to 'moderate' his policies... which aren't the most progressive to begin with.

But his message was very, very populist. He won't follow through.... he won't be ALLOWED to follow through, unless We the People remind, in no uncertain terms, the Executive and Congress of their true responsibilities.

Well done Mr. Obama.

Now all you have to do is the hardest part: follow through.

McCain Presidential Job Interview

Interviewer: Let’s see, you’re 72 years old. Most people that age are retired. McCain: Well, believe it or not, I was the best the Republicans could come up with. Interviewer: I see. About your education. You graduated 984 out a college class of 989. That’s really low. How did you find an employer to hire you? McCain: Well, you see my father was an admiral and he got me into flight school. Interviewer: In other words strings were pulled so the Navy had to take you. McCain: You’re darn right. Interviewer: Now you’re flight record. You crashed one plane in Spain by flying into power lines. Two other crashes were attributed to mechanical problems. A fourth you ignored a warning and didn’t take evasive action so you were shot down by a old missile. In the fifth crash you skedaddled and left dozens of deckhands to die fighting a fire. McCain: Yep, there. Interviewer: So when you left the military, being no Chuck Yaeger no airline or cargo carrier would hire you. McCain: Well, you’re on the money there. Interviewer: I’d see, dismal education, employment for bombers isn’t exactly in demand. Did something in the line of food service come into your thoughts. McCain: Oh, yes. See my wife was crippled in a car accident so I started porking this younger blond bimbo. Her parents made a fortune selling beer to wetbacks. Well, I dumped the wife, married the bimbo and so that’s my connection to the food industry. I make a nice sum sitting on the board of directors. Interviewer: I see, what are your duties. McCain: Well, a couple of times I year I show up for a lunch meeting and get paid a quarter of a million. Interviewer: I’m getting the picture now. Do you have any job skills at all, programming, nursing, lawyer? McCain: Not a one that’s why I running for president.