Race to the Bottom, Round 2, Game 4: Coulter v. Limbaugh
Welcome to Round Two, Game Four, of BuzzFlash's Republican Race to the Bottom. Here's how to play: Vote for the worse of the two contenders on the left. Vote by marking the circle next to the contender you dislike more, and click "Vote." A winner will be declared at midnight tonight. (If you can't see the poll, please upgrade to Internet Explorer 8, or try Firefox)
The winner will advance to the third round of the Sour Sixteen (as one of our Fallen Four), with a chance to become this year's worst conservative. Click here for more about the Race to the Bottom. Click here to see the full bracket, which you can fill out to play along at home.
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Ann "Slander" Coulter v. Rush "The Bloviator" Limbaugh
Ann Coulter has fought hard to get here. John Boehner proved to be a tougher match for her than the experts expected. Her last-minute 3-pointer -- where she used her sharp elbows to get a better position -- was the difference maker, 54%-46%. Fortunately for her, Coulter's next opponent isn't nearly in as good a shape as Boehner is.
Rush Limbaugh had an easy time with the rookie Sarah Palin, 80%-20%. Despite her clearly dominant basketball skills, the sweaty glands and heavy breathing from Limbaugh proved to be too much of a distraction. His inside game was apparent as he dominated the paint. Well, he covered the paint, completely.
There won't need to be wind tunnels in the arena when Coulter and Limbaugh do battle. The hot air will flow back and forth. Coulter has the crazy outside game. Limbaugh has the egomaniacal inside game. Which blowhard will advance to battle the extremely evil Dick Cheney? Your votes decide!
April 2 Result, Shocker: The Supreme Court Felonious Four Knock George W. Bush Out of BuzzFlash Republican Race to the Bottom Contest --Eking Out a 53% - 47% victory to advance to the next round of the BF March GOP Madness Tournament.
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Which blowhard will advance to battle the evil Dick Cheney?
I knew Rush would win
Not interested in specific personalities
Crimes of the State
Is this a Popularity Contest now!
It's difficault...
That's easy
Coulter v Limpdick
a serious contender? she is more like sand in my shorts