Announcing the BuzzFlash Sour Sixteen Republican Race to the Bottom
At BuzzFlash, we want to be part of the fun and excitement that surrounds March Madness every year. But after about 20 seconds of pretending to know about basketball, we realized their bracket just wasn't our thing.
Here's the next best thing: we've created our own tournament, "The BuzzFlash Sour Sixteen: Republican Race to the Bottom." But we need a little help from you.
The tournament works by pitting 16 of the most dangerous, backwards, low, disreputable, worthless Republicans against each other in one-on-one matches to be decided by you.
The one who gets the most votes will be deemed the bigger enemy of the people, and advance to the next round.
There will be one matchup per day Monday through Thursday, starting March 16, with a recap of the events on Friday. On April 8, we will have the championship and then officially crown the most worthless bottom feeder of them all.
Right now, we have 10 great candidates, but we want your help picking the other six. Here's who we have already:
George W. Bush
Dick Cheney
Rush Limbaugh
Tom DeLay
Karl Rove
Michele Bachmann
Ann Coulter
Bill O'Reilly
Alberto Gonzales
Bobby Jindal
Click here to check out our Republican Race to the Bottom Bracket so far. As you can see, there are still six spots to fill, and you can help us fill them. Who should be included in the Republican Race to the Bottom? You can pick some of the following, or suggest others:
Sarah Palin, Joe the Plumber, Rick Warren, Antonin Scalia, Eric Cantor, Newt Gingrich, Michael Steele, Sean Hannity, Donald Rumsfeld, John Boehner, David Vitter, Bill Kristol, John Bolton, John Yoo.
There are certainly plenty to choose from! Leave a comment below to let us know what you think.
WHO DO YOU THINK SHOULD BE FIGHTING FOR THE BOTTOM?
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bottomfeeding 16
You're missing two of the worst - Rumsfeld & Addington
Aaaarnold S.... ruining California one day at a time
Jeez, this is a toughie!
Bottom Six
Pick from any of these:
Tush Limpbutt
Man Coulter
John McPain
Scum Hannity
Ted "Tubes & Bridges" Stevens (convicted)
Joe Lieberbush (closeted)
Mike Huckleberry
Charlie Crist
Tim "Paw-Paw" Pawlenty
Haley "Kiss Ass" Barbour
Rick "The Tick" Perry
John "Kill 'Em All" Kyl
Sexless Chambliss
Lindsey "Cracker" Graham
Mark "The Snark" Kirk
I forgetted ...
I forgetted the hater of women's birth control and women's health care:
Jim "Clotheshanger" DeMint
The Remaining 6
THE TOP TIER TO THE BOTTOM
Rupert Murdock should top the bottom of the list
Hannity, Palin Scalia
6 remaining slots
Fight for the bottom
Another Vote for McCain
Those Who Haven't Been Mentioned Yet
Ken Starr
Antonin Scalia (any of Roberts, Thomas or him will work for me)
Marion Gordon Robertson
James Dobson/Jerry Falwell
Ralph Reed
There's more than enough fodder for 32. I think you should up the cap if at all possible.
I second that.
Scalia, Thomas, Alito and Roberts have and will continue to do more lasting damage to America than any other GOPers.
Maybe you should give Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi wildcard slots?
HECK OF A JOB
Drown Him In A Bathtub
Phil and Wendy Gramm
Mike Flagg
Dedicated to marginalize and shrink the Republican Party until it can be drowned in a toilet.
Without much doubt, Phil and Wendy Gramm should be relegated to the bottom of the list for authoring and nurturing the current global financial bust out.
Actually, on second thought, perhaps a duel on the white house lawn would be better, a pay per view event even.
Well, Malkin, obviously
pond scum
Sarah Palin, Condi Rice,
Gingrich - Worst of the worst
I second Gingrich - no morals at ALL
Suggestion Joe Lieberman
Oh! So many 'Pugs So small a