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BuzzFlash Caption This Challenge: Rudy G. and Bernie K. Share a Romantic Moment

A BuzzFlash Caption This Challenge

The popular BuzzFlash "Caption This" Challenge returns with another photo of the good buddies Rudy G. and Bernard Kerik. Our first "Caption This Challenge" on the Manhattan-Romeos-at-Taxpayer-Expense ran here.

Now, with the revelation that Rudy used taxpayer money to fund his trysts with his mistress -- now his third wife -- while he was cheating on his second wife (you can't keep up without a scorecard), it reminded us again of the special relationship between Bernie K. and Rudy G. After all, Bernie Kerik used an apartment set aside so that Ground Zero workers would have a place to sleep -- well Bernie used it for sex with a famous book agent. Not only was he cheating on his wife there, but he had another mistress who he was concealing.

So it's great to see the two friends in a fond embrace.

With this BuzzFlash "Caption This Challenge," we will begin a tradition of randomly choosing a submitter to send a free book to. In this case, the prize will be "Darwin: The Indelible Stamp, Four Essential Volumes in One." The compilation, published this year, is over 1250 pages, so it's for more than weekend reading. But if you want to take on the Creationists and Intelligent Designers, this is the book for you.

So, caption away.

This "touching" moment between the two infamous NYC Lotharios cries out for captioning from BuzzFlash readers.

Go for it below.

BuzzFlash Caption This Challenge: Rudy G. and Bernie K. Share a Romantic Moment

Rudy Hands Up Iniquity's

Rudy Hands Up Iniquity's Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Trophy

Rudy & Bernie

"You know Bernie, this 9-11 thing may work out really good for us."

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative." - John Stewart Mill

Caption this

Bernie, we'll always have Seven World Trade Center

Caption "Rudy & Bernie"

Bernie...hum along with me...hummmmmmmm
"My buddy (my buddy) my buddy (my buddy)...
wherever I go, he goes
My buddy (my buddy) my buddy (my buddy)...
My buddy and me!"

When It's Legal

Be patient my pet, when it's legal I'll leave what ever new wife I have and we can be together forever with all our mob money and GOP hush money from our 9/11.

caption this

Big Guns

Captions ....

I can't decide between these captions:

1. "Don't Ask and Don't tell anyone, got it Bernie...."

2. "Don't Taser me Rudy!", "Don't Taser me Rudy!"

3. "I wish I knew how to quit you, Bernie"

GOP Gaydar

It's not gay if I'm on top.

Caption

You don't want to know where my other hand is.

Did my second wife knit you that sweater, or the third?

Rudy and Bernie sitting in a tree...

I'm frowning because we're SO happy.

Is the heart on this side? It's hard to remember when you don't have one.

Rudy cops a feel of top cop.

Thug Shot

"Smile while I check you for a wire or I'll go Abner Louima on your ass."

Fresh from a day of antiquing in the city, Rudy and Bernie gay it up for the cameras to throw off their mistresses.

"This guy's my hero", gushed Rudy. "He THREE-timed broads at taxpayer expense."

BFFs

Psst, later we can 69-11.

Bernie giggles: "Will you ....

...get that damn flag stick out of my ass please!?"

...

"Hey Bernie baby, let me show you what "Port Authority" really means!"

I'm almost there...keep

I'm almost there...keep smiling for the cameras!

Caption

Best Bud Lotharios cheat on their women and taxpayers too

Caption this Rudy G. and Bernie K....

I can't do any better than marcad13 who wrote "A man of multi-tasking ability, Rudy feels a cop, while he simultaneously cops a feel."

caption

"Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"

Rudy and Bernie

"don't you just love old Cary Grant movies? Judy, Judy, Judy!"

Rudy & K

A man of multi-tasking ability, Rudy feels a cop, while he simultaneously cops a feel.

Rudy and Bernie

Rudy couldn't wait to get in the bathtub and play with "rubber ducky".

Throb

That better be your knife in my back.

Caption This: Rudy and Bernie Share a Romantic Moment

Oh Rudy,I just love playing Rear Admiral with you!