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Senator Charles "Chuck" Schumer waves goodbye to any new funds for the Democratic Senate Campaign Committee.
No More Money To, Through, or For Schumer!

...between Republicans and Democrats. This is how the "nice" Nazis of the Democratic Party salute.

Chuck Schumer waving bye-bye to any integrity he ever might have had. Feinstein has her head so far up her pal Chuckies butt she doesn't show up in the photo without a wide angle lens.

Alrighty Georgie, you big poof, you - I took them out .... bring on your big Dick. He doethn't thcare me at all ... ooh!

Hi. I'm Senator Schmuck Schumer and my nose is brown. Come board with me until you drown.

Senator Charles Schumer waves to readers after explaining why he won't be taking "a bite out of Bush" and won't buy Bush Biscuits from Buzzflash. But you can.

I just botoxed my face and my brain - not a wrinkle left on either one!

Hey W! Me and Diane will see you at the ranch party.

Sayonara suckers!

Senator Charles Schumer waves off disgruntled Democrats.

Senator Schumer explains why Dems can't take a bite out of Bush.

Lookie here.

I'm chosen, DiFi's chosen, and now Mukasey's been chosen as AG.

Life is good.

"Eat your hearts out Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon. Diane Feinstein and I are water boarding in a remake of Beach Blanket Bingo and hav'in real fun."

[Chuck, Annette and Frankie were surfing.]

"Really?!!! Uh, um, never mind."

fahma says schumer said:

"You little people are so pathetic... I'm a U. S. Senator, you're nothing. Why should I even acknowledge your existence, much less listen to your comments?"

DiFi and I have officially been inducted into the world's "Enabling Hall of Shame"!!

Prescott Bush was the last American inducted - by Adolf.

"Well,I'll be! How's my biggest donor?"

Bet you can't guess what they really have on me.

"Who's up for a round of head-slapping? c'mon! it's fun! This time we wont even ask any questions!"

"SORRY! MY MOUTH AND KNEES ARE SORE -CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW!"

leader of the toothless Democrats!

Hey, howya doin', big fella? I see you got two arms, two legs, two eyes, and you're able to walk. You look like AG material to me.

"I know it's only half way to a Nazi salute, but be patient. We're getting there as quickly as we can." -- Sen. Chuck Schumer, Senior Member of the Fascerati Wing of the Democratic Party

-- Andrew Skolnick

Firth they pulled out all my teef, then they made me hold my arm up like thith til I caved.

"Hi! I’ve got two words for anyone who asks me about torture: Taser-boy."

You think waterboarding is torture? My mouth has to constantly stay open. Not even surgery can correct it. Ask my wife. She'll tell you that's torture.