Caption This: Laura Bush Celebrates Islamo-Fascism Week

Gee, If I wear this and keep my face covered up, the brainless idiot that I married won't recognize me and I won't have to give him any more BJs. Bless the dress.

Laura Bush is a phony.

While horrified reporters listened, Mrs. Bush described the lighter side of islamofacism:
'Every darn time I put on this red state lipstick and this black lace head covering, he runs towards me and screams "Incoming"'.

Laura Bush deserves ridicule because she is using a real issue, breast cancer, as a pretext for a public relations strike against Islam and to advance the War on Democracy (aka "War on Terrorism"), using traditional Islamic garb as a means to "catapult the propaganda", as her tongue-twisted hubby puts it.

Anyone who uses a deadly disease as an opportunity to attack their opponents and further a politcal agenda deserves to be lampooned. If Laura Bush wants to help those afflicted, or soon to be afflicted, with breast cancer, then she can do something to help stop insurance cos. from killing breast cancer victims by their denial of healthcare.

So, fire away Dems! You are right. They are wrong.

Please listen before you destroy the left side of the aisle. Making fun of Laura Bush in such an unintelligent way only hurts the Left. In one of the few moments of cultural respect that we have ever seen, one in which she is trying to work for a legitimate cause, raising awareness of breast cancer, all you can do is come up with stupid comments? Come on, seriously, there are so many ways to point out so many flaws with GWB & Co, and you all stoop to do this? Lame. Seriously, Lame. I haven't even seen the people on the right stoop this low. This kind of humor is neither ironic, nor intelligent. It is at best fourth-graderish. If you think this is humor in the likes of the Onion or Steven Colbert, you are wrong. This does not help the cause of Democrats what so ever.

Too Shiia?

Tha breast thing is the bait. We know Osama is sitting at the pool of one of his relative's estates sipping Pina
Colodas but he won't be able to resist the mamogram scam. When he shows up, we'll nab him.

If I pull it all the way over Uncle Dick won't be able to shoot me in the face, right?

"I'm just cross-dressing...".

"George, is this what you meant when you said to hide as much as possible from the general public? ...Oh, you were talking to Alberto...Nevermind."

BULLSHIT! Lord Cheney got to sacrifice the last baby!

Madame vader

Vampires can be Islamo-Fascists too...Try one on Condi

No, I wasn't aware that US Diplomats are complaining about coming over to the mideast. Hmm, George kind of insisted that I make this trip... you mean I could have objected too?
Bobble.. bobble... bobble!

Laura models latest disguise for life after the White House

"That bee-atch Karen Hughes made me do this."

"Say wha? Depleted uranium causes cancer? That's it. I'm taking this thing off."

Laura Bush convinced the jury that the makers of the "Scream" mask unlawfully used her likeness.

OK, I put this thing on and now you want to circumcise me? I don't think so!

Do you think the Christo-fascists can adapt this design for use in America? We LOVE modesty for women, too, but this black... Well, maybe something in red, white, and blue with a cross on it?

George said these KKK outfits were white!

I know I look like the Grim Reaper, but you can't imagine how this look has improved our sex life. My Georgie just goes nuts with lust when I wear this costume to bed.

George has been working really hard these past few years to find Osama. Osama has been hiding in the one place he knows George will never look, in my bedroom.

It's only acceptable when WE don the "enemy's" customary headdress.

...I'm not wearing a burka like that terrible Pelosi woman! This is your basic, simple black head scarf.

"So, once my face is covered, you're sure nobody will recognize me when I go visit my lover?"

"Well if Dick Cheney is Darth Vader, I'm gonna be Empress Palpatine!"

The First Lady: Dana, George is going to wear his suit and tie while we're in Iraq. That Dumbo's going to stick out like a sore thumb. What do you think of this?

Dana Perino: alright, Laura ... oh yeah, you'll blend [snicker, snicker]

The First Lady: thank you, Dana. (gee, I'm so clever)

"I am wearing it over here before I get to wear it over there."

I put a pretty face on the dark side of this administration. Still love me?

My horns always get caught on this lace.

Say, this makes my highlights look hot!!

Why am I here?.....some breast, breast something. Fried chicken breasts? Hmm, my skin looks great against black, too. Talk to my designer and get him on the stick...lace details. Hmmmmhmm.

What photo-op? Oh, right, yeah. Get them nice bundled-up gals to start thinking about getting their titties smashed into an x-ray machine. Hee, hee. They serve any liquo....refeshments 'round here, Habib? Who's got my ciggies?

I'm going as a bunny. See my ears.

role of High Priestess upon Karen Hughes' departure.

I love this time of year.............Witchs night....

In announcing her impending nuptuals to Darth Cheney she gave a sneak peak at her gown.

or

Laura bush celebrates Halloween in a blood letting/human sacrafice ceremony at Guitmo.

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Laura bush aka "Queen of the Damned" celebrates mission accomplished week by mocking the mid-east fashions.