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Mancow is conservative; in Chicago, we've known this for years

Video courtesy of WMAQ-TV, Chicago

A BUZZFLASH NEWS ANALYSIS
by Chad Rubel

We finally got video proof from a conservative that waterboarding is torture. Erich "Mancow" Muller consented to being waterboarded in what can be described as ideal circumstances. And he lasted 6 seconds.

Now, the right-wing faction will come up with lame excuses as to why this didn't count. This site talks about how they don't think waterboarding is torture because torture is subjective.

The other fear is that Mancow will be somehow labeled as "not conservative." Yes, he's appeared on the Fox "News" Channel. But if you don't know that much about him, anyone can paint him as being whatever they want.

But in Chicago, we know better. Because Mancow has been spewing his conservative rhetoric in Chicago for years before he ever appeared on FNC.

Sometime in the mid 1990s, shortly after I had moved back to Chicago, a friend recommended that I try listening to Mancow's morning show on heavy rock station WWBZ-FM "The Blaze." I had not heard good things about his show, but my friend convinced me to try the program out.

I listened to about 15-20 minutes. It wasn't entertaining, but the last straw was when he compared to Bill Clinton to Adolf Hitler, and he wasn't joking. I didn't get the feeling that this was an isolated incident.

Mancow has claimed in the past to be a libertarian, but his schtick has always come across more like false populism. After all, if he was labeled as conservative, his alternative music fans (later when he moved to alternative WKQX-FM) might not embrace him that well.

But shortly before he lost that morning show gig, he branched out to the Fox News Channel, then went on to syndicated radio, and the 2-hour show he does on conservative talk radio station WLS in Chicago. (Full disclosure, I worked briefly part-time at WLS radio 16 years ago under previous management.)

There are many more examples of his "open mouth, insert foot" conservative moments, too many to be listed here, though the Howard Dean tirade and the local interview with the FOX-owned station in Chicago are particularly horrible. To quote from Wikipedia:

Howard Dean tirade

On December 6, 2005, Muller drew controversy when he vilified Democratic National Committee chairman Howard Dean on Fox News Channel's Fox & Friends, referring to Dean as "vile," "bloodthirsty" and "evil." Muller also commented on Dean's negative opinions on the War in Iraq, calling Dean a traitor that, "ought to be kicked out of America," and, "tried for treason."

local interview with the FOX-owned station in Chicago

On Monday June 2, 2008, Mancow made a special appearance on an early morning news program of WFLD the Chicago affiliate of FOX. Mancow was asked to give his opinions on the Democratic Primary, in particular on then-presidential candidate Barack Obama. Mancow claimed that Obama is a closet Muslim and Hillary Clinton had secret information about a video tape showing Michelle Obama in a racist tirade. Mancow insisted this was why Hillary Clinton was remaining in the race, as the alleged video tape would presumably harm Barack Obama's candidacy. Mancow went on to claim that he was going to meet the Pope, in November 2008, and that he was going to visit to Israel as an official guest of the Israeli government. According to him, his meeting with the Pope was arranged by Cardinal Joseph Bernardin (Cardinal Bernardin died in 1996). After this, the news anchors tried to end the interview.

And Mancow fully admits that he was biased going into the procedure. "I wanted to prove it wasn't torture," Mancow said in his explanation on Friday. "They cut off our heads, we put water on their face."

In a room where there was people he knew, and a comforting voice in his native language set him up, conservative tough guy Mancow Muller lasted 6 whole seconds.

What was the verdict? "It was instantaneous... and I don't want to say this: absolutely torture."

This doesn't mean the right-wing pro-torture element won't try to discredit Mancow's efforts. But given Mancow's conservative track record, this will be a Herculean task, even for them.

A BUZZFLASH NEWS ANALYSIS

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These guys can keep

These guys can keep waterboarding themselves, torture or not, as long as they're donating money where they say it's going. Mancow's a loudmouth and so is Hannity, for sure, but at least Mancow did it, publicity stunt or not. Now, if Hannity could just keep his mouth shut for six or seven seconds of water... http://www.newsy.com/videos/media_figures_try_out_torture

Hannity IS the Torture

Since it makes right-wingers feel gleeful and secure to torture people (none of our Gitmo and black site prisoner "terrorists" have ever been convicted, so it isn't accurate to call them terrorists)....but inasmuch as they like to torture, it is important to remind them that there is a much easier, far more effective, and less wasteful of the Lord's precious resources which he hath commanded us to dominate, than waterboarding.

From my own experience, and from 914 prisoner interviews, I can firmly assert that the most effective form of torture is to force "terrorists" to watch sean hannity while tied to a board and unable to flee or avert their eyes.

In every instance this has worked far better than waterboarding, and with no mess, except that it has been known to induce projectile vomiting in the more educated "terrorists".

Full Disclosure

I was a guest teen dj on WLS - shortly after Dick Biondi lost his gig over an obscene joke and wound up in LA - when it was a rock station with a huge listening radius (you could pick it up in New Orleans) competing mightily with WCFL as it transitioned from sports coverage to top 40. Learned a lot about pr in just a few hours.

Your Turn, Sean!

Now that Mancow has experienced waterboarding, Sean Hannity deserves to be called a pussy if he doesn't last at least 7 seconds! How about it, Sean? That military family charity could really use $7,000 of Olbermann's money!

Hannity offer gone

Keith O has taken the Hannity offer off the table. Mancow contacted Keith and asked if he could take him up on it. Tired of waiting for Hannity to respond, he consented. Although Mancow lasted only 6 seconds, the fact he was willing to put himself on the line for his beliefs and the fact he had the courage to admit he was wrong, Keith made the check for $25,000 (for a military wives and children charity).